stink bait

I like dirt, mud pies, exhaust pipes, open headers, glass packs and skid marks. I like Peptobizmuth and pistols, I like musk when it's mixed with the smell of oleo and ethel on a man. I like Wild Irish Rose when I'm busted. I like to have a good movement in the morn. I like public dump sites and all thier remnants. I like brick-a-brack and left nut sacks.I don't like fake brauds with all thier noise. I don't like fake anything and I don't like you! I can't stand somebody who can't make a good flapjack. I like to sit on the pot and pick my boogs. I will tell ignernts off when they step over the line, but when that certain feller starts callin me "Puddin" I'll dab a little rose earl behind my ears, just for fun.