I am the myspace stalker
if i choose you feel special
and be prepared to be stalked
virtually of course
to avoid legal problems
i do it because i am weird
and i refuse to reveal my true identity to anyone...
but i bet some of you know who i am ;)
i could be your best friend
i could be one of your parents
i could even be you!
in time maybe you will all learn to
watch your backs
and dont get stalked
i also enjoy cheese and maple syrup together
and throwing large knives (or swords if i can)
at small defenceless insects such as ants
..!
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