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Sir Huxley Wiseass

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a sinner and a saint. I give more than I take.
I want to meet new people everyday.
I love chipwiches, Old Vine Zinfindel & Distortion pedals on harmonica solos.
I drop low end theories for

Music, art, people of all kinds... please flow my way.

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My Interests

Unraveling confusion with masks of sound, noise and feedback.
The moment when I sack up and finally put the brush on the canvas and give it that first taste of what it is to become after many more late nights of sleeplessness and countless bottles of Old Vine Zinfindel.
I can always use more shoes.
Music is my lover and my demon.
Painting is a warzone and I don't want to die.
Road Trips... I need more.
Amusing people who aren't scared to be themselves. Or who aren't scared to let me be myself.
Art
Dive Bars
Trouble

I'd like to meet:

Bazooka Joe, and my secret crush.

Music:



SONIC YOUTH

TOM WAITS

DEVO

TOOL

BJORK

MARS VOLTA

SIMON & GARFUNKLE

RAKIM

BOWIE

DELTRON 3030

KOOL KEITH

BEASTIES

EL P

CAGE

RADIOHEAD

FUNKY 4+1

Movies:

Easy Rider
The Neverending Story
Baraca
Koyaanitsqaatsi
Godfather
The 25th Hour
The Dark Crystal
Down By Law
Coffee & Cigarettes
Star Wars
Indiana Jones
Buffalo 66
Revenge of the Nerds
Taxi Driver
Summer School
Cool Hand Luke
The Hustler
Dead Man
Lebowski
The Brown Bunny
Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii

Television:

Diff'rent Strokes
Silver Spoons
Flight of the Conchords
Big Love
Modern Marvels
The Snorks
The Smurfs
ATHF

Books:

Motley Crue: The Dirt
Calvin & Hobbes
Ham on Rye
Love is a Dog From Hell
On the Road
Killing Pablo
Mr. Nice
Scar Tissue

Heroes:



My Blog

Toss Me The Keys To The Nutshell

As the pool glows green,Night bright, and lights the scene,of a crimson-haired queen,Who made a bleeding heart scream.All part of one man's dream,So it was,Or so it seems.For who and what it redeems.T...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:09:00 PST

Admiration For The Disguise Of Caterpillars

Flutter stomached with every word she'd write.Carrier pigeons,Come.Unite.Winged like an angel,Yet posing as butterflies,They change without warning.This just in...I can't be fooled anymore.I know a se...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

On The Eve Of The Great Flood

I sit,And listen.Speechless.As she speaks,I let her leak,Into me.More.And more.And more.Until my wits hit the floor.I want to be saturated.
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST

Dont Forget To Read The Blind Print

I sent text messages in braille,and ratted you out to your girl.She said she already knew.Sucker!!She bought my lies too for one.Broke her off with the bro deal and a fake secret handshake.I had your ...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

Bondage & Submission

Show me to the promised land!Emerald grass fields where heart is found.Those secrets you keep, still carefully bound.Through dense fog I can make out a memory.Of a beautiful soul who longed to love.An...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Jabberbox Eulogy

Speechless.My truck is a coffin where words lay to rest.Free of sound, Deafened by thought.I chisel notch marks into the windshield glass, reminding me of time that's passed.I'm even having trouble ta...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

The Bird, The Blossom, and Diversion

Fists clenched definite.I rip the subject from the predicate.It hurts although you haven't said it yet.I hear the closing of the door.Free your ego from your swagger.Bloodied hands now clenching dagge...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:13:00 PST

Im Here If You Want to Talk About It

So&uh,I guess you got what you wanted?What say you now?Well, as I'm not sure of your motive, I suspect it had to do with your ego.Wanted to see if you've still "got it" when you already knew that you ...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

Object Of My Infection

Looking into the mirror,I stare into the face of adversity.For I have proven yet again to be my own worst enemy.Believe in what I see.But don't believe in me.I swore I'd never be you again.My selfish ...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

Condolences (an excerpt)

It is a sad day.I'm truly sorry about our loss.Our thoughts are with us and our family during this difficult time.I know that with my great strength, we will get through this.I would have wanted this ...
Posted by Sir Huxley Wiseass on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST