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JOHN REGISTER IS A RETARDED SLUT

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About Me

HEY EVERYONE! THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO LANEY HIGH SCHOOLS' FAVORITE GAY SLUT-BUCKET JOHN REGISTER. AS YOU CAN SEE...I DON'T LIKE HIM. HE TRICKED MY BROTHER INTO FUCKING HIM AND THEN TOLD EVERYONE HE HAD A SMALL PENIS. MY BROTHER WAS SO EMBARASSED THAT HE STARTED CRYING. AND THAT IS WHY I CREATED THIS MYSPACE SITE...TO LET EVERYONE TELL ME THEIR FEELINGS ABOUT THAT FUCKING SKANK, JOHN REGISTER. HE IS SO NASTY. HE WILL HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE. EVERY GUY THAT I KNOW HAS HAD SEX WITH HIM HAS REGRETED IT. HE IS A DIRTY HO. HE HAS HAD SEX WITH SO MANY GUYS HE CANT EVEN REMEMBER HOW MANY. ALL GUYS...GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, OR CURIOUS...STAY AWAY!!!!!

My Interests

TELLING EVERYONE WHAT A STUPID SLUT JOHN REGISTER IS!

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY WHO LIKES JOHN REGISTER SO I CAN KICK THEIR ASS!

Music:

THAT BAND CALLED I HATE JOHN REGISTER

Movies:

SLUT-BUCKET JOHN

Television:

JOHN THE SKANK

Books:

JOHN...THE DEAD FAGGOT

Heroes:

ANYBODY WHO HATES JOHN REGISTER