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Burt Mazzely stops for Unicorns

...what are they going to arrest me for, Being AWESOME?

About Me

I Heart Burt Mazzely. There's lots to know about me. You probably know more than i do.
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My Interests

Pumping iron, KAGLE EXERCISES, and loving my family and friends... REAL FRIENDS, you know who you are.

I'd like to meet:

The sexy man in the mirror, the inventor of the FLUX CAPACITOR, Howard the DUCK, and someone who can help me get away with murder with tivo capabilities.

Music:

HardCore, Metal, Indie, Emo, Screamo, all that SHIT!

Movies:

American Psycho, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, and The Notebook

Television:

I HAVE ONE...

Books:

I've heard of them...

Heroes:

DADDY