Vavonia

Irish chap living in Oslo. Former underwaer model for the Calvin Klein range of 'Eunuch Boxer Shorts'. After that contract ended, it was decided by the 'powers that be' my face was not appealing enough for their new approach and it was felt that the Rocky Dennis market had been saturated in the early 1980's due to the popularity of the film. Presently, I am employed as assistant Snake Charmer in the Church Of The Left Handed Kite Tamers here in Oslo. I have loose plans to adapt my life story to the small screen in a TV Movie to be called 'Rags to Rags - My Life In Two Dunnes Stores Bags'. Jesus Segal (Halloween 13, From Dusk 'Til Dinnertime, Salt & Vinegar Salvation) is tapped to play me in my later years. I have a range of Hand Puppets available at www.fist-mania.com, check out the site and feel free to order, 20% of all proceeds go towards the Irish Chancer Society. I prefer to spell tyre with a 'y' rather than an 'i', defense with a 'c' rather than an 's', I don't like sushi...but I believe all fish have the right to choose whether to be eaten raw or cooked....you could say I am pro-choice in that case.I edited my profile with love