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Bobby

Jesus, we're just eskimos! Click click, motherfucker!

About Me

"In the world we live in now-a-days, you and your writings make more sense than anything else that's going on"
-Alex Oddo
"I really admire the poetry that you write. It's very good and I hope to one day write something half that amazing."
Jenn Marcus
"You can just capture ANY emotion. and even if someone has never felt anything close to that emotion, you make them feel it hard"
Adrienne Stutler
*I am the one known as "Bobby"
*I'd trust a serial killer more than I'd trust a woman
*I love writing poetry
*I also love music
*You fucking suck! Even your girlfriend fucking sucks!
*Devin Townsend is god
*Hinder is the worst band in human history
*I have a soft spot for Billy Ray Cyrus
*I am an atheist. If you don't like that, then fuck off
*I speak my mind. Once again, if you don't like that, then fuck off
*I am the romantic type, believe it or not
*Man or woman, I don't want to sleep with you
*I hate promiscuity
*I believe everyone should be themselves, regardless of what the media tells them
*I'm random as hell
*I am a nice guy until you piss me off, then I will torture you for eternity
*I don't give a fuck what you think of me. I don't have time to deal with people who don't like me
*If you still want to add me, go for it. Just make sure you message me sometimes. I love meeting new people
*Oh, one more thing. Read My Writing at Writerscafe!
Hit me up on AOL messenger: Bobbyjointritual
Or Yahoo: Johnbush4ever
We are to deal very harshly with ourselves
Anytime we feel sorry for ourselves we're going to get into trouble
You can't help it
You're convinced
You can't help it
The reason is you feel sorry for yourself
You have learned to love that sin
You have become a slave to that addiction
You're lying in bed
And your mind begins to work on that
Just a little bit
But now you're fighting it
You're fighting it
And yet, you let your mind toy with it
And coddle the idea
And pretty soon you come to the point where you say:
"This is too big for me!"
20 minutes later
It will hit you all over again
The problem is is that you played with that sin
And nurtured that sin in your mind
And you think:
"Oh wait a minute!
Stop it cold!
Oh God have mercy on me!
Don't let me go down that path again!
Oh Lord have mercy on me!
Oh Lord give me a hatred for that kind of thing!
I'm not gonna think about that!"
And start filling your mind with something altogether different.
20 minutes later
It will hit you all over again
-Cop Shoot Cop Untitled

My Interests

LIKES
Family
Friends
Honesty
Music
Partying
Poetry
Revolution
Writing
Video Games

HATES
Bible Thumpers
Fake People
Fickleness
the Government
Liars
Promiscuity
Sluts

I'd like to meet:

John Bush, Doug Stanhope, Phil Anselmo, Dr. Cox!

Music:

100 Demons
Aerosmith
Alice in Chains
Anal Cunt
Anthrax
Armored Saint
Bad Religion
Beatallica
Beyond Fear
Billy Ray Cyrus
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Blind Melon
Bob Dylan
Brand New Sin
Clutch
Collective Soul
Cop Shoot Cop
Damageplan
Days Of The New
Devildriver
Devin Townsend
Dirty Rotten Imbeciles (D.R.I.)
Disturbed
Down
Drowning Pool
Dropbox
Eminem
Godsmack
Green Day
Group X
Iron Maiden
Jerry Cantrell
Joe Perry
Johnny Cash
Judas Priest
Korn
Led Zeppelin
Limp Bizkit (old)
Linkin Park (except meteora)
Live
Los Losers
Mad Season
MC 900 Ft. Jesus
Megadeth
Mercy Clinic
Metallica
Method Of Destruction (M.O.D.)
Monster Magnet
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
The Nightwatchman
The Offspring
Pantera
Pig Destroyer
Poets Of The Fall
Powerman 5000
Primus
Punky Bruster
Rob/White Zombie (don't kid yourself, it's the same band)
Rollins Band
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
Soundgarden
Static-X
Stormtroopers Of Death (S.O.D.)
Strapping Young Lad
Suicidal Tendencies
Superjoint Ritual
System Of A Down
Tom Petty
Tom Waits
Travis Meeks
Type O Negative
The Union Underground
Velvet Revolver

...and so much more...

Movies:

Beavis And Butthead Do America
Beerfest
Billy Madison
The Big Lebowski
The Breaks
Borat
Clerks 1 and 2
Farce Of The Penguins
Freddy Got Fingered
Friday and Next Friday
Half Baked
Happy Gilmore
Jay And Silent bob Strike Back
Liar Liar
Little Nicky
Mallrats
Mr. Woodcock
Office Space
Rocky Balboa
Stealing Harvard
Superbad
Super Troopers
Thank You For Smoking
The Waterboy

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Beavis And Butthead
Behind The Music That Sucks
The Bill Cosby Show
Breaking Bad
Codemonkeys
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Futurama
Garfield And Friends
Home Improvement
Invader Zim
Late Night With Conan O' Brien
The Late Show With David Letterman
Married...With Children
Moral Orel
Rad Girls
Ren And Stimpy
Robot Chicken
Rocko's Modern Life
Scrubs!!!!
The Simpsons
South Park
Squidbillies
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Books:

1984 (George Orwell)
The Bell Jar (Sylvia Plath)
Catcher In The Rye (J.D. Salinger)
The Fall (Albert Camus)
No Promises In The Wind (Irene Hunt)
Of Mice And Men (John Steinbeck)
Orion (Ben Bova)
The Stranger (Albert Camus)

Heroes:

Myself and my father

My Blog

Seasonal Shift (Orange Summer part 8)

The sun flickers with static above a dying world Pieces of failed love litter my mind Like ashes from an annihilated city I'm all alone in this room built with bricks of bitterness It feels as if I've...
Posted by Bobby on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:27:00 PST

Shame... (Orange Summer part 7)

Ambrosial wine tastes like abhorrent vinegar What was once a garden of beautiful flowers Is now dead like a rapist's shame My sympathy was as worthless as a dead president Turbulent seas have drowne...
Posted by Bobby on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

Cemetary Eyes (Orange Summer part 6)

Our love is twisting like a crippled ballerina She frowns with glass lips and nicotine teeth As she wraps the halo around her neck A beautiful girl crushed by her own weight My words are smashed...
Posted by Bobby on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:46:00 PST

Sexual Mythology (Orange Summer part 5)

Athena pushes me onto a haven of cotton Her tongue traces me like an artistic fraud Aphrodite is awakened by orgasmic screams The walls echo sex The lights flicker grime I see Hera impaled by t...
Posted by Bobby on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:45:00 PST

Dead Stallion (Orange Summer part 4)

Wounded angels sometimes fall from Heaven One of them fell at my back door today She wore an Alice in Chains shirt And had hair the color of death Her desert hands led me to a meadow Where f...
Posted by Bobby on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

The First Supper (Orange Summer part 3)

Her words are pink Echoing through my head like a thousand bells My chest burns like garbage As she hacks off my fear with a machete The roses smell better today And the sun seems brighter Ev...
Posted by Bobby on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:48:00 PST

Jumping On A Runaway Train (Orange Summer part 2)

My courage walks like a wounded snail Struggling towards the edge of action I fantasize of her tongue raping my throat As my ideas are birthed and killed like flies My words are like chalk W...
Posted by Bobby on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:46:00 PST

Random Screening (Orange Summer part 1)

Her face sticks out like a bleeding eye As alluring as a thousand roses Her hair is like a black waterfall Falling off a river of ambiguity The frown is so inviting It reminds me of a mirror ...
Posted by Bobby on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

Deceived Savior

"I would die for you," she said As her teeth ripped the skin on his back Snakes wrapped around her every word Blood lingering on her breath She gave him all her mistakes Packed in a green box ...
Posted by Bobby on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Love Poem: 2012

The blonde haired boy With one eye and a twisted leg Grasped his golden locket And stared at the beautiful girl Pictured inside Her eyes were the color Of a 20th century ocean And her black...
Posted by Bobby on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:03:00 PST