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Kneel Before Stephen!

About Me

Stephen long ago realized the world was on the path of self-destruction. He has taken it upon himself to save the world from itself. Now is the time to join Stephen in his epic struggle to unite the world under his benevolent rule. Only Stephen can save you. Trust in Stephen. Or face the Fluffy Bunnies of Death.


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A new era begins

Stephenstadt will soon be expanding its influence as never before.  Though Stephen has been preoccupied of late, he has not forgotten his mission.  Even now preparations are being made to ha...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Yesterday Is Tomorrow

Stephen has always welcomed the advice of his Inner Circle.  Let it be known that they are the very cornerstone of Stephenstadt. Bear witness to the fruits of Stephen's closest allies. Not long a...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Dispelling the myths

Stephen is amused.  He has recently become aware that there are many among you who do not believe he truly exists.  Even more entertaining are the falsehoods that have been accepted as reali...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Wouldn’t you like to know

Stephen is pleased.You will all get to live another day.However, Stephen was much too... preoccupied to reign in all of the Bunnies.  So a few of you may still be in mortal danger.Somehow Stephen...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:07:00 GMT

You all get to live another day

Sing praises to whatever diety you hold dear.  Stephen is happy this day so you have been spared from his wrath. You need not bother your small minds with questions such as "why".  Just acce...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Unaired Interview

The following is from an interview with an unnamed radio talk-show host. Host: We’re here today with a man who claims he’ll be running the entire world in the near future.  Could you ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:13:00 GMT

Periodic Disclaimer Stuff (Thank you, Patriot Act)

Someone has once again reminded me that I should probably remind everyone that my blogs are fictional.  Obey Stephen.  There is no need to have our fine civil servants waste their valuable t...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:21:00 GMT

Stephen is returned!

Many of you have undoubtably been wondering where Stephen has been these past several weeks.  Most likely you have been feeling lost, without direction.This is understandable.  Know that, ev...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Welcome to the Inner Circle

Stephen has been busy of late.  However, Stephen is never too busy to recognize the achievements of his Inner Circle. Here, then, is a brief listing of Stephen's minions who have proven themselve...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Stephenstadt: A New Beginning

In observing the New Year, Stephen would like to share his resolutions with all of you. 1)  Stephen resolves to take the time to listen to his minions and assorted lackeys before annihilating the...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:17:00 GMT