PLEASE READ!!! I am going to be a straight up bitch about this one, if I don't know you or you are a band. club, evangelist, devil worshipper, or what have you..I do NOT, I repeat DO NOT, WILL NOT, WANT NOT, to know you...Don't waste my time or yours, JUST SAY NO!!
Now that that's out of the way, back to my sweet as pie old self....
DON'T ADD ME!!!!! Waste not, want not.....
Now Back to the real question....ABOUT ME!!In general, I am kind of a hodgepodge of a bunch of things. Contradictory to the core. I hate hypocrisy though. You're allowed to contradict as long as you're not being hypocritical, you dig? I am a people person that hates people. A social misanthropist. I say what I mean, but I don't always mean what I say, really..think about it, makes sense.
I am kind of a loner at times and I like to hibernate and not return phone calls. This pisses some people off, but I really just don't like being on the phone, and I have a lot of TIVO to watch.
I love anything creative and self made...Art, Books, Music, Photography, Film, Plays, Comedy, Clothing, etc. I love talented people. I love dogs. Perfume. Lip Gloss. Reading. My Ibook. Memories. Jasmine. English Breakfast tea. Funnel cakes. Reality TV. HIgh Speed Internet. Convertibles. The Beach, and how I smell and look after the beach. Men with chest hair. People who aren't afraid of other people, places or things, unless they have a real reason to be. Unexpected surprises. When my plants bloom. Babies. Giggle fits that make you pee your pants. Karaoke. George Clooney. New Socks.
When my dog does this really cute thing she does. Shoes. Being in love. Flan. Skiing.Whit water rafting. Getting to know old freinds again. Getting close to new friends and loves.My Boyfriend when he's sleeping. Taking a shower after you've been swimming/workingout/hiking/traveling. OHH, Traveling!!! Going to the bathroom.
I hate when my feet get too cold in the winter when I am trying to go to sleep. Self obsessed people. When I run out of gas. My loud neighbor. Birds (don't hate just freak me out when they fly). Heartache ( but sometimes I love that too). Lost friendships over pettiness. Pretty girls who are catty. Misogynistic men. People that don't look at you when they are talking to you, or someone you are with. Cold fish handshakes. Bad Breath. Losing your favorite underwear. Close talkers. People who make judgements before they know you. Unwarranted attitude. Hangovers.Pseudo-intellectuals. Yeast infections. George W. Bush. Wedgies. Bras. War. When my plants die. People who think they know everything and never ask questions even if they are making shit up. Chair kickers in the theatre. Cold Soup.That enough fodder for you?
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