Royal Texas Hooker - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a wonderful job, some awesome friends...ya'll know who you are!!! I enjoy a drink and having a good time every chance I get!! I am the 5th of 5 children 3 of which are boys so don't screw with me...as Captain Call would say "I can't stand rude behavior in a man, won't tolerate it"...I am currently going through my second divorce, screw "going through" it was final 3-20-07, the PDF will be available for anyone's viewing pleasure as soon as I have a chance to update my website....those of you who know what it is are more than welcome to download at your convenience...that'll teach me to rush into anything and to avoid internet dating. So if you think you are coming here for a date, don't bother, I'll be a friend but nothing more, and why would I want to date anyone? The person I have is actually perfect for me...maybe not anyone else...but I see nothing wrong with that. Muah!Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

My Interests

Call me a poo kicker, but I'd rather go to a stock show or rodeo than pretty much anywhere else...ahhhh the smell of poo is such a nice aroma!!

I'd like to meet:

People who have at least one Sibling....In my experience only children are too much trouble...they never learned to share, and never figured out that caring for others means not holding any good deed over their heads, oh goodness I could write a novel about that...but I'll stop there...

Music:

Pretty much everything but Rap, I really don't like Rap alright so some of it's good to dance to at the clubs, but 90% of the time I don't listen to it. I love classical, Beethoven and Mozart are 2 of my favorites. Classic Rock and Hard Rock. Country music but my favorite type of music is Texas Country, if you haven't heard of Texas Country Music I am so sorry, I'll do my best to educate you!!!!

Movies:

| View Show | Create Your Own

Television:

CSI...all of them, Sex in the City, Desperate House Wives, Greys(OMG!!!), ER, King of the Hill, and of course the Simpsons!!!

Books:

Harry Potter, pretty much any Dean Koontz novel...Anne Rice is an amazing author...hmmm I'm sure I'll think of more I have read, but that's enough information for now.

Heroes:

My uncle Joe Bob, he was a wonderful man. I miss him.

My Blog

Hmmmm....

Ok, I am really starting to feel old now....has anyone noticed how many babies are on my friends list???!!! This is getting out of control man....what happened? One second we were all just kids and no...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:06:00 PST

YEEHAW!!!!!

I finally got the ass-hat officially out of my life and am back to my maiden name...screw marriage for me, after both of my exeperiences I'm shacking up from now on...now that's not to say I wouldn't ...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

My smile is back

Hey, check it out...my smile is back!!! And my divorce will be final in about 60 days!!! Yay! Yes I know...the last blog I posted was all about how my husband and I were going to work it out...but thi...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

me sooo tired...

I am so damn tired it isn't even funny, but I can't sleep...again..what the hell is up with me...alright so I know what's wrong...I totally screwed any possibility of me being able to sleep worth a sh...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

AHHHHH I feel better now.....

"Don't mess with a girls bodily functions" that's the moral to the story from this weekend...no I'm not going into it...and Diana has ESPP so no real need to get all into it now...she knows everything...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

and now the rest of the story

A year ago I posted the OMG blog.....and have now come full circle....man this sucks.
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

OMG

How did this happen, I'm engaged. I didn't think I was ready for that, then he asked and I found out that I am....I'm still on cloud 9 if you couldn't tell!!!
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

I hate work.....

Why is it that customers believe that they are the only customer you have to deal with...Ever....I work for a software company as most of you know but for some fucking reason every customer I have dea...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:42:00 PST

Can I go home now?

I've said it before and I'll prolly say it again, work sucks...but life in general is Great!!! I am officially living in the country...who knew you could live "in the country" and still be close to th...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:28:00 PST

Life is Great!

After all the crappy days I have had recently I was due for a good one right? Ok so I have had a lot of good ones since Memorial Day weekend...that was just what I needed I think. Work stil...
Posted by Royal Texas Hooker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST