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About Me

Summing myself up in a small little box would be tedious, tiresome and surely be a discredit to myself and you, the reader. For all that is Vicious - please check this out, for I am Vicious... here, me bore.

My Interests

making/selling Hungarian porn, underwater basketweaving, deciphering sanskrit, picking huckleberries, perforing the Rituale Romanum at children's birthday parties, bathing the elderly and looking for fake nudes of Abe Vigoda on the internet.

I'd like to meet:

a monkey with a chainsaw, Bea Arthur and her giant penis (I think it's name is Dorothea) and Debbie Gibson.

Music:

anything but most rap/dance music. Classical, Jazz, Rock, Metal, Country, Blues, Bluegrass, Zydeco, Tuvan Throat Singing, and sometimes... but not always - I like to see a girl with a horse.

For all those "bands" that blindly want me to add them - Don't. I won't add you unless: A. you bother to shoot me a message asking me to check out your band (and I happen to like it) or B. I actually know you. I'm not here so that your band can add me to it's harem of friends.

Movies:

Anything Kevin Smith, the Blues Brothers, Pan's Labyrinth, Idiocracy, Blazing Saddles...

Television:

Simpsons, Scrubs, 30 Rock, The Office, Heroes, Family Guy, Monk, Psych, CSI (Vegas only!) and Lost.

Books:

All-Time Favorites: The Grapes of Wrath, A Brave New World, 1984, The Time Machine, Flowers for Algernon (a book everyone should read).

Currently Reading/Have Currently Read: Forever Odd, The Superman Handbook, Superheroes and Philosophy and Kingdom Come (graphic novel)

Heroes:

Oven Grinders, Subs, Poor Boys... whatever you want to call them, I'll eat it. Also, Ferris Bueller is my hero as well as this puppy:

My Blog

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I finally felt like it was about time that I got back up here to muse. Or complain, because that just seems to come so much easier. Why fight what you’re good at? Of cours...
Posted by ViciousJ on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

Experience is One Hell of a Teacher

Regardless of how I'm trying to handle all this change all at once, I still feel like there's a need for me type this out. To vent. And I don't know if I grown, or if I'm just a changed person,...
Posted by ViciousJ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

The World According to Vicious (Part the Second)

It has been one hell of a summer so far.. lemme tellya. There have been moments where finding that silver lining has been quite the herculean task. Rather than bore the two of you who still stop...
Posted by ViciousJ on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

The World According to Vicious (Part the First)

***bleep*** ***bleep*** ***bleep*** Thus the sound of a blog on life-support& Dear reader, I do apologize for my utter lack of postings as of late, but the last month or so has been filled with so muc...
Posted by ViciousJ on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

Blame It On the Sane

Burnt Toast:Is anyone else out there amongst the miles and miles of fiber-optic cable disappointed with the lack of accountability coming out of this country as of late? I know I am. I can't read an a...
Posted by ViciousJ on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

Random Observations - Plotting Our Escape

A big hello to everyone who still stops by& I had all these ideas for blogs just no real impetus to get out here to expand upon them, soooo& I figured I'd try out a new segment I'm going to appropriat...
Posted by ViciousJ on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

WordSMITHs and Windows of Antiquity

Well, let's see what we have here: It's Monday. It's snowy and crappy outside. The windshield sprayers on my car don't work. My glasses are broke. Outlook has been making me close to homicidal. I'm pr...
Posted by ViciousJ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

Guilding the Crap - An Exercise in Futility

See Vicious blog. See Vicious blog crappily. Blog, Vicious, Blog! Burnt Toast: I realize it's been a while& and I even tried to start something else a couple weeks ago, but work responsibilities kept ...
Posted by ViciousJ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

"Shit and Rocks..."

Because I haven't updated in a very long time... here's a holiday meme. Steal as you wish. 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Egg Nog (with or without the brandy or rum) you can have hot chocolate any oth...
Posted by ViciousJ on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

Motorin' - What's Your Price for Flight?

Burnt Toast: In the past few weeks my morning commute has gotten significantly longer. This is through no fault of anyone but me because I am the one who is choosing to make this commute. However, aft...
Posted by ViciousJ on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST