Cool Myspace Contact Tables11/15/2006 - I may not be able to return to this profile after tonight. Any of you that would like to get a hold of me, please call my cell if you have the number. If you don't have the number, then I'm sorry. If you haven't found another way to contact me by now, then it wasn't that important.Ok, first off, I'm not here looking for a "date" or for a fling or anything. I'm an open minded person and I like meeting new and INTERESTING people. So if I find you interesting enough to write, that must mean something.Let's just say there have been a lot of changes in my life. Reverting back to some things is not an option for me, while moving forward is the only thing I can think of doing. Without trying to sound desperate, I need my friends and what family I have left in my life more now than ever I think.Now some facts about me.I have eyes that change color. They go from Blue to Green and sometimes Gray. Yes I know according to society and the american heart association, I'm a fatass! I love myself no matter how I am and some people can't stand that so oh well. I have a slight case of OCD sometimes. I can't stand a messy place, unless it's toys thrown around from children. You can't excuse that all the time. I have a lot of patience, more than I thought I had. I like my music loud when I'm alone, and I also cherish my quiet time when I can get it. I like simple things like a simple date, a simple dinner and a simple smile. I am turned on by intelligence and turned off by shallow narrow minded people. I lack motivation sometimes but it doesn't mean I'm not going to do it. If you have an artistic talen such as drawing, music, photograhy or anything I'd be really interested in talking to you? Oh and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor. My friends love the fact that they can laugh at me and with me at the same time.Also I have to throw in this. If you don't have a sense of humor that can handle going from Gross to Perverted and just plain off the wall, then you might not be able handle me. Just talk to me, you'll see. Oh and I tend to pull out some bad grammar and spelling every now and then.Here's some interesting brain blurbs.Rude people give me the worst heart burn in the world.Shallow people should be thrown in a deep well. Irony is a bitch.Bass tickles my ears therefore I love it.If you can't take a joke, then I can't give a fuck.I'm a lover, not a fighter. SO stay in your car and go fuck yourself!Private Myspace Profiles. If you're over 18, why the HELL is it private? How is someone supposed to read about you? lolWomen in Cowboy Hats... Kinda disturbing...People who can't make eye contact should lose their eyesight.Midgets should have midget cars made for them along with Midget Highways and Midget Parking spots. I'm tired of pulling into a parking lot and not being able to park because of 30 Expeditions and Escalades driven by MIDGETS!!! I love those little buggers but damn!Why is it I'm the only person in all of South Florida that can drive faster than 30 in the rain on the highway, and I'm able to talk on a cell phone AND drive WITH traffic and not 30mph slower than it? Even though I hate talking on the phone while I'm driving.If I could pick one super power, I would be Jean Gray. Yes, I would be a woman, because I'm retarded like that. NO! I want the mental powers! She is kinda hot though...My favorite color doesn't mean that I have to wear it, paint my room in that color, or even my car. It just means that it's the color I can tolerate the most.Why do people mistake being Cynical for being a bitter low self esteam having asshole? I happen to think that my self esteam and outlook on life is rather nice. I rather look at things from a cynical standpoint because it's FUNNY!Once Sexy Back is gone, it aint' commin back!If you would like to contact me, please write to me here or e-mail me or whatever.My Picture Gallery. Click the above image to view my Photo Website....