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Joel

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About Me


Cool Myspace Contact Tables11/15/2006 - I may not be able to return to this profile after tonight. Any of you that would like to get a hold of me, please call my cell if you have the number. If you don't have the number, then I'm sorry. If you haven't found another way to contact me by now, then it wasn't that important.Ok, first off, I'm not here looking for a "date" or for a fling or anything. I'm an open minded person and I like meeting new and INTERESTING people. So if I find you interesting enough to write, that must mean something.Let's just say there have been a lot of changes in my life. Reverting back to some things is not an option for me, while moving forward is the only thing I can think of doing. Without trying to sound desperate, I need my friends and what family I have left in my life more now than ever I think.Now some facts about me.I have eyes that change color. They go from Blue to Green and sometimes Gray. Yes I know according to society and the american heart association, I'm a fatass! I love myself no matter how I am and some people can't stand that so oh well. I have a slight case of OCD sometimes. I can't stand a messy place, unless it's toys thrown around from children. You can't excuse that all the time. I have a lot of patience, more than I thought I had. I like my music loud when I'm alone, and I also cherish my quiet time when I can get it. I like simple things like a simple date, a simple dinner and a simple smile. I am turned on by intelligence and turned off by shallow narrow minded people. I lack motivation sometimes but it doesn't mean I'm not going to do it. If you have an artistic talen such as drawing, music, photograhy or anything I'd be really interested in talking to you? Oh and I have a pretty twisted sense of humor. My friends love the fact that they can laugh at me and with me at the same time.Also I have to throw in this. If you don't have a sense of humor that can handle going from Gross to Perverted and just plain off the wall, then you might not be able handle me. Just talk to me, you'll see. Oh and I tend to pull out some bad grammar and spelling every now and then.Here's some interesting brain blurbs.Rude people give me the worst heart burn in the world.Shallow people should be thrown in a deep well. Irony is a bitch.Bass tickles my ears therefore I love it.If you can't take a joke, then I can't give a fuck.I'm a lover, not a fighter. SO stay in your car and go fuck yourself!Private Myspace Profiles. If you're over 18, why the HELL is it private? How is someone supposed to read about you? lolWomen in Cowboy Hats... Kinda disturbing...People who can't make eye contact should lose their eyesight.Midgets should have midget cars made for them along with Midget Highways and Midget Parking spots. I'm tired of pulling into a parking lot and not being able to park because of 30 Expeditions and Escalades driven by MIDGETS!!! I love those little buggers but damn!Why is it I'm the only person in all of South Florida that can drive faster than 30 in the rain on the highway, and I'm able to talk on a cell phone AND drive WITH traffic and not 30mph slower than it? Even though I hate talking on the phone while I'm driving.If I could pick one super power, I would be Jean Gray. Yes, I would be a woman, because I'm retarded like that. NO! I want the mental powers! She is kinda hot though...My favorite color doesn't mean that I have to wear it, paint my room in that color, or even my car. It just means that it's the color I can tolerate the most.Why do people mistake being Cynical for being a bitter low self esteam having asshole? I happen to think that my self esteam and outlook on life is rather nice. I rather look at things from a cynical standpoint because it's FUNNY!Once Sexy Back is gone, it aint' commin back!If you would like to contact me, please write to me here or e-mail me or whatever.My Picture Gallery. Click the above image to view my Photo Website....

My Interests

Art, Music, Cars, Photography, Computers, Technology, Music Production, Racing, Friends

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting. Anyone that can stimulate my brain, hold an actual conversation without being the only one talking and anyone that can get my attention. Someone creative. Someone not shallow and not so into themselves and someone who doesn't judge me before they talk to me or by the first thing I say because the first thing I say sometimes isn't said the best way or just isn't exactly what I wanted to say.I like meeting people of all different types, as long as we click I'm cool. I like people with different opinions, and people who contribute to a friendship. Small things make big differences, and big things sometimes are smaller than they appear.I like the girls who aren't afraid to be themselves. I can't say what type I go for mainly because there is no "Type" for me. I am attracted to whoever can attract my attention and knows how to keep me interested. It doesn't take a lot most of the times, and sometimes I need a bit more than usual.Physical appearence is best accompanied by a charming, witty, and intelligent personality.

Music:

Alternative, Metal, Drum-N-Bass, Jungle, Breaks, Techno, Trance, Hard House, Rap, R&B, Classic Rock...Artits? There's tons so I'll label off a few.ak1200, Diselboy, Dj Dara, Total Science, Panacea, Tech Itch, Dj DB, 187, Kosheen, Rabbit in the Moon (Grab it in the Poon.. Inside joke), Paul Va Dyke, Sasha, John Digweed, Paul Oakenfold.... (to be continued)Korn, Nonpoint, Limp Bizkit, System of a Down, Nirvana, Rob Zombie, Metalica (Old School), ACDC, Van Halen, Linkin Park.... (to be continued)VNV Nation, Bad Boy Bill, Lisa Lashes, Richard HumptyVision, Dj Franky Bones, Dj Dean, Dj Icey, Dj Baby Anne (lust), Dynamix II, Uberzone, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Johnny Dangerously (Rocks Live)....(to be continued)80's artists galor along with some Jimmy Hendrix, Moody Blues, Mozart, Men without Hats, Divo.I like rap that makes me laugh and think, Eminem and Ludacris to name a couple. Anything with GOOD BASS. I'm more into the old school 80's and 90's rap, so don't expect me to crank much of the modern ghetto shit.I like the softer side of Sears too. Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Alisha Keys, Aliah, Dana Glover, Norah Jones, Tori Amos, Bjork to name a few.

Movies:

Matrix (All 3), Star Wars (All 6), Star Trek( All However Many), Alien (The whole set), Lord of the Rings (All Three!), Leathal Weapon (All 4) Terminator (All 3), Predator (Both), American Pie/Wedding. Genre: Comedy, Sci Fi, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Animated. Kevin Smith Films.

Television:

I haven't seriously sat down and watched TV in a long time, unless something really caught my eye. Some shows that I can say I love are... Sopranos and House.

Books:

Hmm. Haven't been too much of a reader lately, but I will read just about anything that interests me as long as I don't have any distractions. *CoughINTERNETcough*

Heroes:

The Incredibles...

My Blog

I could get hit by a bus...

Life has its twists and turns, taking you in all kinds of directions. Sometimes we look at what we're facing and think it's the most horrible thing and we make it out to seem more than it really is. M...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

Highschool?

So, looking back at people I used to go to highschool with. Maybe I'm not doing too bad after all? I look the same. I was fat in high school and I'm still fat, just a wee bit taller. And well, I didn...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST

Bitter stage?

Things are coming to an end with this situation, and I think I'm coming into a bitter phase in life right now. I've gained more control over it over the years, learning not to piss on the people ...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

So maybe I should use this?

So maybe I should start using this thing sometime? Sure, why not. I don't have too many interesting things to say right now but I can at least say this. No one else has really come up with anything in...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST