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brit.

i'm armed and i'm equal.

About Me

bork.BORK and, this. from: me, to: you. happy festivus.

My Interests

when the wind picks up my hair and carries it along with me while i'm walking under an umbrella, i smile so much.

I'd like to meet:

The (whoa)man who sang this: Oh, oh. It's my dick. Let go.

Music:

its eclectic! and megan made me love bob.

Movies:

megan almost talked me into buying "mannequin", the series-turned-film starring 80's heartthrob andrew mccarthy and a youthful kim cattrall... almost. shes tricky, that boner.

Television:

i gave cable the boot.

Books:

snow white is over. on to the one with the floating mattress on the cover. naked lunch remains in progress, and i just picked up middlesex.

Heroes:

my momFace.