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RYAN

I don't care about your Internet webcam strip party. Thanks anyway!

About Me

I grew up.
Deal with it.

Part-time bartender on the side for personal friends.
I make drinks that create time travel scenarios and post-drinking liquid evacuations.

My Interests


Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
+
Attention-Deficit Disorder
(with or without hyperactivity)
=
Me

I'd like to meet:

Shannon, ages 1-5.

Music:

REFUSED
The Shape Of Punk To Come:
A Chimerical Bombination in 12 Bursts
Björk
Greatest Hits
Minus The Bear
Highly Refined Pirates
Failure
Fantastic Planet
DEFTONES
White Pony
Nelly Furtado
Whoa, Nelly
BOTCH
We Are The Romans
Counting Crows
August And Everything After
BOYSNIGHTOUT
TRAINWRECK
YES
The YES Album
Say Anything
...Is A Real Boy
Far
Water & Solutions
The Band
The Best Of The Band
curlupanddie
We May Be Through With The Past...But The Past Ain't Through With Us
The Police
Synchronicity
DENALI
DENALI
A New Kind Of American Saint
All
The Doobie Brothers
The Best Of The Doobie Brothers
Snapcase
Progression Through Unlearning

Movies:

Papillon

Television:

I don't have cable.

Books:

The Dark Tower series by King
Slaughterhouse-Five by Vonnegut
Papillon by Charriere
Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut
Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction by Salinger
White Shark by Benchley
American Psycho by Ellis

Heroes:

My Daddy.