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Jake The Dog

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Hi Guys!! My name is Jake, Jake the Dog. My best friend is Daniel. I have a great life living with the Smiths... I do what ever I want and everyone loves me. I swim in my pool everyday, and after a long day of play I go to sleep with Daniel in his bed.embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true"

My Interests

Bones, digging holes, swimming, jumping in people's beds after i've been in the pool, cuddling, drinking beer, eating out of the trash, chewing on toys, wagging my tail, smoking the weed, watching Family Guy, beer bongs, partying with the other dogs, and hanging out with my humans.

I'd like to meet:

All the dogs from 101 Dalmatians, and Beethoven. Oh, and Paris Hilton.

Music:

Metallica, ACDC, Snoop Doggy Dog, Dr. Dre, Baha Men, Muse, Queen, and other manly stuff.

Movies:

Homeward Bound, The Land Before Time, Hitch, Shiloh, Old School, Old Yeller, and Indiana Jones are some of my favorites.

Television:

Lassie, Family Guy, Oprah, Cops, Futurama, The Simpsons, and Dr. Phil!

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Someday I hope to be half the dog that Lassie was.