Manny Chavarria profile picture

Manny Chavarria

Who'da thought, Alan? The way to a woman's heart is not through her mother's privates.

About Me

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS is a terrible, terrible movie.

My Interests

Movies in which Christian Slater dies, and dies ugly.

I'd like to meet:

An arms dealer.

Music:

Superchrist

Movies:

INLAND EMPIRE TWIN PEAKS FIRE WALK WITH ME THE SHINING EYES WITHOUT A FACE MIAMI VICE ALIEN

Television:

LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN

Books:

'SALEM'S LOT

Heroes:

Aaron Eckhart

My Blog

LITTLE CHILDREN

I completely fail to understand the big deal about this film, this LITTLE CHILDREN. The only thing it accomplishes is making AMERICAN BEAUTY look like a masterpiece of subtlety. LITTLE CHILDREN is a...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:43:00 PST

Norman Mailer R.I.P.

I'm not even sure what to say. Words fail me, as they so rarely do. A giant has died. Eighty-four, yes. Is it a sad day? Not sure. Robert Altman said, it's not a sad thing when an old man dies. ...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

I was wrong.

Bob Dylan is one of the best poets of the 20th Century. I'm sorry. I'm a fool.
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:59:00 PST

Miranda July is heinous and vapid and without talent.

http://noonebelongsheremorethanyou.com/This is the link to the website promoting her new book of stories. It is almost as bad as her movie, ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW. She will be embarking on ...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST

If I could be any rockstar ever, I would be Courtney Love.

That is all.
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

I love you, National Football League, but Los Angeles has your number...

http://ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1291/page/____mill ion_dollars_for_what_.html
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

KINSKI PAGANINI

So things have not gone especially well for me this past week -- I've just felt a bit out of whack. But that changed tonight.On the way back home from my intermediate fiction course, I decided to make...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Naked Man!

Finally, after three long years, Naked Man! is unveiled on MySpace. Moreso than my degrees, being a part of the creation of this song is the finest achievement of my four years in college. The song ...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST

Righteous Indignation

Yes, friends, Righteous Indignation, that indie phenomenon that cut a swath through one or two apartments from 2003-2005 at the University of Southern California, has finally made it to MySpace. Chec...
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

ROCKY fucking BALBOA

Ace.
Posted by Manny Chavarria on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST