la.y.la lavigne™

...and the truth is, I'm nice, but don't fuck with me.
I'm Layla Lavigne™...but you knew that already.
I'm either the worlds sweetest person, or the devils incarnate... More so just the sweetest person though.
I don't deal with drama. I think it's the most retarded thing ever.
I don't think it's cute to weigh 88lbs.
I love sports. And I love to yell at the TV while watching them
I'm a sucker for the Spurs andd The Cowboys/Packers and Longhorns
My personality is better than yours.
I'm a girl with mad skills. Don't hate.
I'm the funniest bitch around because I'm totally random
I'm not very good at writing about myself, because I dont even think I know me all the way.
I am terrified of dogs.
I have the best brothers ever! seriously.
I can't hide what I'm feeling because it's written on my face
I don't think it's fun to get wasted every weekend
I'm fun because even if I don't get wasted I'm silly.
I only drink dressed Dos XX & Goose/Cran when I drink
I love to dance but I can be really white when doing it
I absofreakenlutly love to MC. It's the greatest!
I love Star Wars!!
I hate people who try too hard
I think cigarettes are disgusting. The smell makes me nauseous
I love kissing. But it takes me liking you a lot to kiss you.
I'm awesome at amusing people. I bet I can make you laugh
I cant stand things being dirty. it's icky.
I can't stand people who can't spell//People who TyPe LyKe ThIs CuZ tHeY tHiNk ItS cUtE
I make brutal first impressions
I am a child of the eighties and I freaking love it.
I love Onion Rings
I love what I do with Promoting. If I didn't I wouldn't do it! duh!
I'm into all that "Extreme Sports" stuff
I love, love, love being a bartender. it rocks my world
I worry about everyone else before my own self.
I can't say "glittery"
I absofreakinlutely love Soccer. I could play it for hours.
I think Liprings are one of the hottest things ever.
I have the krunkest krew in all SA-Town. all officially stars baby!
I'm allergic to Chocolate
I love doing random voices. They're funny.
I laughed at "Hostel" which probably means I'm wrong in the head...
I love love love to cook and bake. I'm so suzy-homemaker
I take really long showers and I absolutely love them.
I got mad quirkiness!!
I think Local Underground Music is the shit. Reppin 210!
I'm not superficial
I think you can never be sarcastic enough
Im so learning to DJ. I think it's freakin' awesome!
I love music, but again, who doesn't.
I'm a lover, but I'm bitter
I think Country Music is wonderful. Who'da guessed!
I laugh at my own bad jokes
I am absolutly in love with anything that has to do with the Military.
I don't fight, but there's 4 people I'll throw down for.
I'm more one of the guys, than a lady.. but again, I'm more of a lady than one of the guys.
I'm a nerd, I'm smart, get over it and learn something.
I'm probably one of the awesomest people you'll ever meet.
I tend to have about 30 massive blonde moments a day.
I love Dr.Pepper. It makes me happy!
I always have a smile for everybody. even if you don't deserve it.
I have the best fake brotherinlaw. he's got everybody beat.
I am so horribly accident prone.
I think girls that joc are stupid. it's a big why!
I can't stand people who say one thing to your face. then turn around and say somethiing behind it. COWARDS!
I wanna pet monkey! 22nd Bday Present anybody?!