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JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH

♥ havent you heared? im the new cancer ♥

About Me

FROM THE TOMBS OF CHAMBERIISM. chapter 6, verses 12-14: "12 For from his guitar hath floweth life, and life hath floweth from his guitar to sing a cherub's song and bless our ears. 13 For the maker hath blessed his hands to do so, and his hands are blessed. To spin a syren's chant and keep his followers in check. 14 And this brings a hope that this melodic deliverence shall bring the deaf and blind out of the dogma that hath them wallowing about in the stagnant myre. That he might bring them under his living mane and teach them to listen. Amen."

My Interests

$$$, songwriting, singing, $$$, ferrari, playing guitar, $$$, hott ass, did i say $$$?

I'd like to meet:

dan estrin, tommy lee, slash, les paul, mike myers, ross robinson, michael shumacker, shawn o'keef, pete wentz, brandon boyd, stevie wonder, mila kunis..... and someone who can answer the fucking mind blowing question of "WHERE THE FUCK DID SPACE COME FROM?!"

Music:

3 doors down, 36 crazy fists, 311, 50 cent, 8 days to amsterdam, a perfect circle, alien ant farm, big wreck, blink 182, bob marley, boys II men, breaking benjamin, breaking point, bush, busta ryhmes, cake, cardigans, carlos santana, christina aguilera, coheed and cambria, coldplay, dashboard confessional, death cab for cutie, deftones, dj jazzy jeff, do or die, dr dre, elton john, eric johnson, eve 6, fall out boy, foo fighters, forgive durden, fuel, hoobastank, incubus, ingram hill, jack johnson, jameriqui, jason mraz, jay-z, joe, john legend, justin timberlake, linkin park, ll cool j, lost prophets, ludacris, maroon 5, master p, michael jackson, mike jones, motley crue, my chemical romance, mystical, neptunes, nirvana, no doubt, notorious b.i.g, n'sync, opeth, orgy, our lady peace, outkast, panic! at the disco, pharcyde, pharell, police, r. kelly, rage against the machines, red hot chilli peppers, rick james, rush, saliva, slim thug, slipknot, smashing pumpkins, snoop dog, snot, staind, steve vai, stevie ray vaughn, sting, stone temple pilots, story of the year, sublime, sugar ray, system of a down, tenacious d, the classic crime, the fray, thornly, tool, trapt, twista, U2, usher, weezer, will smith,

Movies:

wayne's world, goldmember, formula 51, once apon a time in mexico, pulp fiction, blow, the heist, oceans 11, terminator II, the lion king, gone in 60 seconds, knocked up... i dunno, i just started watching movies recently.

Television:

TOP GEAR!!! miami ink, i also enjoy learning programs like tlc, the discovery channel, and the travel channel is cool... fuck you if you dont think so.

Books:

playboy, hustler, barely legal... but i dont read them. i just look at the pictures... does that count?

Heroes:

hugh heffner, elvis, enzo ferrari

My Blog

nice guys finish last

no.... losers finish last. girls don't want to hear you talk about holding their hand, kissing in the rain, having tea parties, riding unicorns, or whatever the fuck- estrogen soaked bullshit line you...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

music sucks dick!

GET THIS OR DIEI don't like a fuckin' thing! Music sucks dickSuck the snot end of the tip of my prickYou fucking cunts, get off of my backI don't wanna do a show with your shittyfuckin' band - You suc...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

just a few thoughts (maybe for a new song??)

bitter sweer redemption keeps my head between my handsi'm lost in this addiction; spiral down and half the mani've got myself in trouble and i cant quite seem to seei'd really be supprised if this doe...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

i'm better with words than i am in bed.

 do you ever feel like your wheels are just spining aimlessly?  i mean, you want to get out of the preverbial mudhole, but no matter what... YOU'RE STUCK!! what do you do? i mean the obvious...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:34:00 PST

pull the trigger and the nightmare stops!

its from a coheed song called "three evils (emodied in love and shadow)". check it out. especially you matt!...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

FUCK!!

somtimes life is good.... but most of the time it blows. when does it get better?  hopfully sooner than later. i dunno how much longer i can take this redundancy of  "friends" (my real ones ...
Posted by JEFFREY IS NOT A TURTLE, NOR A TREE, NOR A BRANCH on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST