I am the kid in the Cartoon "the Simpsons" that always shouts "HaawHaw.." *pointing at you* (Nelson Muntz or somethin like tht....) I have 12 fingers, 4 feet, 13 toes, 8 albows and am a compulsive liar.. I have control of my right eyebrow and can move my ears on command. My dog's name is "MojO". And i really like hiM. He's a cooL doggie..(marches to a different drummer) I think Kristin Kreuk is the hottest chick I've ever seen and want to move to Canada and we'll have 2 kids and live on a farm. I am on a quest of "finding" myself for almost 5 years already. "Ride the muthafucka(life) till the fuckin wheels come off." My life is actually a movie with soundtrack full of songs. My favourite colour is Crimson (better known as dark red to dumber blokes). My Favourite number is 23. I've scaled a certain cliff (in KohPanghan)with my bare hands and faced sudden death without any ropes and safty equipment and lived to talk about it. I can drive legally but don't have a car. I AM A TRUE BLUE ARIES INSIDE OUT.... (EVERY BIT OF IT) I like chocolate icecream. My favourite day of the week is Friday, not too boring coz there is always work to be done, yet i still know saturdae is only a few hours away. My favourite day of the year is New Years Eve coz thts when we party hard, get drunk, and at the end of the day think about some serious shit about life's sacred mysteries, how it's going to be a great new year(but always ends up crap), how i might get lucky with at least one member of the opposite sex if i only tried harder( while sobering up [in the middle of being drunk])and how i survived another year without losing my sanity and life. There are times when i get bitten my the madcow disease and become a madcow myself.... i morph into a grade A Angus BEEF ..talk so much cock that none can compete with... i would swing so far off track like a dolphin with wings masturbating in the sky. Few can live to tell the tale of my thrash talk... Some enjoy the entertainment and laugh their heads of.... the serious ones just cant stand me and wait in the dark to shoot a "made in china" (low grade and blunt for more pain) arrow through my sorry skull and mash my brains riverdance style on the sidewalk just to end THEIR pain.... did i mention i can be a wee morbit at times? *grinZ*... perhaps its the content in the comics which i love to collect and read... my love for food and cooking can most of the times be seen on the buldge of my belly and the chubby cheeks(RULE 1)... i am not ashamed to say it becoz F**K IT! i know i can cooK and well!! (SHYLESS) All the dudes who start thinking of trying my dishes can wait long long.... this "special" talent is shown only to impress the opposite sex and strictly for tht...(as well as end my hunger ...see rule 1) I enjoy the company of easy going people who aren't shy but..yet humble and can bring me some lame and corny jokes as well as challenge the thrash talk... BRING IT ON!! If you're not lame.. you're not game!!
