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metal mike

homer simpson- portrait of an ass grabber

About Me


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i'm always up for having a good time. puerto rican and sicilian, born and raised in brooklyn, and i'm still here. i enjoy working with my hands, good with tools. i like to draw and paint and create. music is another passion of mine, it's the gateway to the soul. easy going and spiritual, and always trying to expand my horizons and interests.
See what drug you are.
Discover your Zodiac Personality @ Quiz Me
You Are From Mars
You're energetic, althletic, and totally hyperactive. You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action. You're independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way. Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous. So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others. What Planet Are You From?I am 62% White Trash.
. I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant. Take the
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Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Marcello Assunção What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
You Were a Coyote
Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 100%
Envy: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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My Interests

rocking out, art, music, sports, tattoos, skating, partying, drinking, smoking, my rabbits, martial arts, having fun, horror movies, lifting weights, long walks, building and fixing stuff, weapons, weapon mastering, being extreme.
:: how nintendo are you? ::
Motherf**kers better know... huh, huh
Lock your windows, close your doors
Biggie Smalls, huh... yeah
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

My man Inf left a Tec and a nine at my crib
Turned himself in, he had to do a bid
A one-to-three, he be home the end of '93
I'm ready to get this paper, G, you with me?
Motherf**king right, my pocket's looking kind of tight
and I'm stressed, yo Biggie let me get the vest
No need for that, just grab the f**king gat
The first pocket that's fat the Tec is to his back
Word is bond, I'm a smoke him yo don't fake no moves (what?)
Treat it like boxing: stick and move, stick and move Ni**a, you ain't got to explain s**t
I've been robbin motherf**kers since the slave ships
with the same clip and the same four-five
Two point-blank, a motherf**ker's sure to die
That's my word, ni**a even try to bogart
have his mother singing "It's so hard..."
Yes, love love you're f**king attitude
because the ni**a play pu**y that's the ni**a that's getting screwed
and bruised up from the pistol whipping
webs on the neck from the necklace stripping
Then I'm dipping up the block and I'm robbing b**ches too
up the herring bones and bamboos
I wouldn't give f**k if you're pregnant
Give me the baby rings and a #1 MOM pendant
I'm slamming ni**az like Shaquille, s**t is real
When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain't giving me s**t
so for the bread and butter I leave ni**az in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of f**king Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherf**kers take dirt naps
I'm all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?
"But he's sticking you, and taking all of your money.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up
and I'm shooting ni**az quick if you hiccup
Don't let me fill my clip up in your back and head piece
The opposite of peace sending Mom Duke a wreath
You're talking to the robbery expert
Stepping to your wake with your blood on my shirt
Don't be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
cause when I lick shots the s**ts is persistent
Huh, goodness gracious the papers
Where the cash at? Where the stash at?
Ni**a, pass that before you get your grave dug
from the main thug, .357 slug
And my ni**a Biggie got an itchy one grip
One in the chamber, 32 in the clip
Motherf**kers better strip, yeah ni**a peel
before you find out how blue steel feel
from the Beretta, putting all the holes in your sweater
The money getter motherf**kers don't have better Rolex watches and colourful Swatches
I'm digging in pockets, motherf**kers can't stop it
Man, ni**az come through I'm taking high school rings too
B**ches get *strangled* for they earrings and bangles
and when I rock her and drop her I'm taking her door knockers
And if she's resistant "baka! baka! baka!"
So go get your man b**ch he can get robbed too
Tell him Biggie took it, what the f**k he gonna do?
I hope apologetic or I'm a have to set it
and if I set it the c**ksucker won't forget it
"Hey B**ch, Hey B**ch, gimmie your money b**ch..."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
"I'm a bad, bad, boy.."

Man, listen all this walking is hurting my feet
But money looks sweet (where at?) in the Isuzu jeep
Man, I throw him in the Beem, you grab the f**king C.R.E.A.M
and if he start to scream "bam! bam!", have a nice dream
Hold up, he got a f**king b**ch in the car
Fur coats and diamonds, she thinks she a superstar
Ooh Biggie, let me jack her, I kick her in the back
Hit her with the gat...
Yo chill, Shorty, let me do that
Just get the f**king car keys and cruise up the block
The b**ch act shocked, gettin shot on the spot
(Oh s**t! The cops!) Be cool, fool
They ain't gonna roll up, all they want is f**king doughnuts
(So why the f**k he keep lookin?) I guess to get his life tooken
I just came home, ain't trying to see Central Booking
Oh s**t, now he lookin in my face
You better haul a** cause I ain't with no f**king chase
So lace up your boots, cause I'm about to shoot
A true motherf**ker going out for the loot

I'd like to meet:

people who can hold deep conversation, laid back and chill and know how to have a good time.on a side note, vida guerra, shakira, christina aguilera, stephanie seymour, manon rheaume, and adriana lima.
Jill Nicolini
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

Marlbro Reds
Nice... You are Marlboro reds... Classic and roustic...

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Your Pirate Name Is...
Dirty Jack of the Baltic What's Your Pirate Name?

Music:

the beatles, the kinks, elvis, rolling stones, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, black sabbath, the allman brothers, slayer, old metallica, pantera, cannibal corpse, death, the doors, black crowes, emperor, at the gates, tom petty, venom, carnivore, the misfits, big dumb face, coq roq, credence clearwater revival, alice in chains, sex pistols, blind guardian, rage against the machine, james brown, the platters, dead kennedys, ravi shenkar, harry james, and so many other artists i didn't mention, and the list just keeps on growing.
Dimebag Darrell.... You like to drink a lot, you are perverted, you
like to play around with the opposite sex
quite a bit and can be violent at times. You
like it loud. Calm down with the barbarism,
caveperson.

Which rockstar are you like?
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What original member of Guns N' Roses are you most like?


Slash
You are one of the sexiest guitarists to walk this earth! But you can be a bit stupid can't you! I mean, leaving your brand new Porshe under a Hollywood highway so you can get into a grubby appartment to do your dirty deads! Was it still there in the morning? Sure was! Lucky you. Probably know as the next best thing since Jimi Hendrix, but I bear the question, what lie beneath your mop of hair?!

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What metal band are you?

Dissection
You are Dissection! You really detest the idea of organized religion, and speak out against it in your music. Your music rules, but your character is questionable. Your core member was arrested and convicted of murder, which really hurt your reputation. When he gets out, your band shall return!

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You are traditional/thrash metal. Iron Maiden and
Metallica are representive of you. Air raid
siren vocals, distorted melodies, brisk paced
songs, lots of technical solos and of course,
terrible taste in clothing and hair styles.

What sub-genre of metal (music) are you?
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.

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Your 80s Theme Song Is:
Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses What's Your 80s Theme Song?Pantera's Domination Live in Moscow

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What Song Will They Play At Your Funeral? ((PIX!!))


My Way by Frank Sinatra
You've always done everything your way regardless of consequences. People love and respect you because you're talented and probably beautiful (atleast you know you are). People also hate you for these reasons too. But the turn out for your funeral is enormous because you were a larger than life personality, and no one can imagine the world without you. In other words, you are the balls.
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Movies:

evil dead 1, 2, and 3 (army of darkness) the exorcist, dead alive, bad taste, the lord of the rings trilogy (yeah peter jackson directed dead alive and bad taste too), the rocky movies, commando, predator, terminator 1 and 2, true romance, big lebowski, silent night deadly night, 300, grindhouse, braveheart. blacula, slapshot, monty python and the holy grail, ace ventura, dumb and dumber, billy madison, edward scissorhands, the crow, wayne's world 1 and 2, cliff em all, pirates of the carribean, kiss meets the phantom in the park, boondock saints, resivoir dogs, sin city, pulp fiction, goodfellas, dodgeball, pee wee's big adventureArmy Of Darkness!!!!

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What Movie Killer Are You? Pics:

Thomas Hewitt Aka Leatherface
I Am....Thomas Hewitt Aka Leatherface From The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Rod Steel What's Your Porn Star Name?

Television:

simpsons, married with children, the honeymooners, house, family guy, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, twilight zone, scrubs, 24, pimp my ride, american idol, blind date, lolTheisman Injury

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Which Family Guy character are you?
Quagmire
You love to have company with the ladies. You also would never let a large, powerful boyfriend get in your way.

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Which M*A*S*H character are you?
Henry Blake
An all around good guy, you were never meant to command. You lose your breath at the mention of a general's name. You are Radar are very close and you have no idea what you'd do without him. You'd much rather be playing golf than in the army, but who wouldn't?

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Books:

the newspaper, slaughterhouse 5, breakfast of champions, it, the lord of the rings trilogy, the prince, the divine comedy, there's reasons those are the only books i've completed

Heroes:

wolverine, zelda, kurt angle, keith richards, jack bauer, kefka, arnold swarzenegger, link, aragorn, shauna yselut, turd ferguson, arthur brown, betty crocker, dr gregory house, kelly conklin, the ultimate warrior, lawrence taylor, mr met, mario lemieux, jill nicolini, al z john bonham,john f kennedy, janis joplin, keith hernandez, david wright, rick nash, simon cowell, rodney mullin, seth mcfarlane,and last but not least, hulk hogan
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You scored as Elvis Presley. The United States has never been a democracy but actually a monarchy...with it's citizens bowing to one throne. Born in Tupelo, you are the King. You have a tendency to be promiscuous, you'll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens, and you're also responsible for the ousting of Jesus/Yahweh from the throne of gold.

Elvis Presley


100%

Dante Alighieri


92%

Charles Manson


83%

Jesus Christ


75%

Miyamoto Musashi


67%

Friedrich Nietzsche


67%

Hugh Hefner


67%

Sigmund Freud


58%

C.G. Jung


58%

Adolf Hitler


50%

O.J. Simpson


50%

Mother Teresa


42%

Steven Morrissey


33%

Stephen Hawking


25%
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My Blog

the crazy birthday bash

ok, so lets talk about what went down saturday night. if you were there, you know what i'm talking about, number one, i've never seen bullshots close to as packed as it was. number two, i was glad to ...
Posted by metal mike on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

CARNIVORE!!!!!

YEAH SO LAST NIGHT WAS THE RETURN OF CARNIVORE AT BB KINGS. YES I'M AWARE I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, BUT THIS IS JUST THAT INTENSE. LET ME SAY I HAD MY BALLS ROCKED OFF, AND I NEEDED A GOOD METAL SHOW BE...
Posted by metal mike on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

david wright

david wright with another game winning hit tonight. he's just a god. lets go mets
Posted by metal mike on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

roll n roaster

yeah so last night was interesting. pat came to meet me by work and we went out with a few of my friends from work after. we went down to the roll n roaster on 3rd ave to have a couple of beers when w...
Posted by metal mike on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:50:00 PST

number 8

yeah, i got another tattoo, number 8. pictures will be available as soon as i stop being lazy
Posted by metal mike on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST

best show ever

last nights the black crowes rocked madison sq garden. it was the best show ever, somehow they keep getting better. fuck yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR ps- i'm so burnt out
Posted by metal mike on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST

quit my job

yeah, so i quit at wonderland toys and sports where i have worked at for over six years now. tomorrow i start school for being an auto body and custom detailing technician. hey, what can i say, i'm bo...
Posted by metal mike on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:53:00 PST

time for new life

so here we are, 9/11/05, my least favorite of days, because of where i found myself four years ago. granted the most horrible day i've lived through, on 9/11 i found myself in my fourth day at pace un...
Posted by metal mike on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 03:31:00 PST

fuck the world

yeah, i'm at such a block now i think i'm gonna explode. i had a really fucking shitty start to my week, and it got better for a while, until really i crack once more. sometimes you just have feelings...
Posted by metal mike on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:40:00 PST

how i feel now

ever ask yourself what the fuck? well, last night i think i could have realized who my true friends are, not the people that cause your problems, but the people who help solve them, the people who whe...
Posted by metal mike on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:42:00 PST