Dr. Gregory House™ [owes world comments]

About Me

My name is Dr. Gregory House, I work at the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey. I am a double-certified doctor in infectious disease and nephrology.
I have my very own Diagnostic Medicine team. Where we solve all the cases the other dumb doctors couldn't.
I have three ducklings working for me.

Some Background
Like you care
After receiving my undergraduate degree at Johns Hopkins University, I studied at Johns Hopkins prestigious School of Medicine until a classmate, Phillip Weber, turned me in for copying exam answers from him. Where I got the ax from that hell hole.
Following my expulsion from Johns Hopkins, I applied and was accepted to the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor where I graduated with his M.D. My boss, Lisa Cuddy, was an undergraduate at the university at the same time.
Mistress Cuddles made my layout. Do NOT steal it. Or I'll turn into a evil HouseCat and attack!

My Interests

My Puppy, Frankie, Parker got him for me.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet you.
"I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce."

Music:

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Movies:

Nicknames
{Nicknames given to me}
Housepants
Sex on leg
Quadropod
HouseCat
Snugglemuffin
Father Almighty
Manwhore
Claire
Batman

Television:

The O.C., General Hospital, the L Word, Desperate Housewives, House M.D., Scrubs, CSI:SVU.

Books:

Gun Seller.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Read This! (1.15.08)

Hey everyone, I'm back. Rumors of my death have been exagerated. Not that there were any rumors...well none that I heard... Okay, which bastard was spreading rumors that I died? . But really. I'm back...
Posted by Dr. Gregory House™ [owes world comments] on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:51:00 PST

The New Rules {Must read before adding}

Disclaimer: I am not Dr. Gregory House, he is a fictional character from the hit T.V. show, House M.D., on Fox. I am not Hugh Laurie, I'm sure the brilliant Mr. Laurie has better things to do with his...
Posted by Dr. Gregory House™ [owes world comments] on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

Last Will and Testament.

Last Will and Testament I thought that since I was dying and I'm an asshole, I would make you all suffer through a horribly long and annoying will. And tell you all what I think of you. Maybe ...
Posted by Dr. Gregory House™ [owes world comments] on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

House Rules {Must Read before adding} [Closed: Read New Rules Blog]

1. I am not Gregory House. He is a fictional character from the hit TV show House M.D. nor am I Hugh Laurie. I'm sure the brilliant Mr. Laurie has better thin...
Posted by Dr. Gregory House™ [owes world comments] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST