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Thomas Lang

. . . is a fictional character.

About Me


^^^Made by Mr Horrible!
Hugh Laurie concocts an uproarious cocktail of comic zingers and over-the-top action in this 'ripping spoof of the spy genre' (Vanity fair)--- the irresistible tale of a former Scots Guard-turned-hired gun, a freelance soldier of fortune who also happens to be one heck of a nice guy.
About ten years ago:
Cold-blooded murder just isn’t my cup of tea. Offered a bundle to assassinate an American industrialist, I opted to warn the intended victim instead— a good deed that soon took a bad turn. Quicker than I could down a shot of my favourite whiskey, I was bashing heads with a Buddha statue, matching wits with evil billionaires, and putting my life (among other things) in the hands of a bevy of femme fatales. Up against rogue CIA agents, wanna-be terrorists, and an arms dealer looking to make a high-tech killing, I was out to save the leggy lady I had come to love . . . and prevent an international bloodbath to boot. Hugh Laurie wrote a book about all this, and was kind enough to let me be his narrator.
I adore a single-malt scotch, and I prefer my martinis as dry as they come. I smoke too many Marlboros, and my favourite thing to do is ride my motorbike. I've cleaned my flat twice in my life, I never comb my hair, and I always wear grey socks. I get a very 'shruggy' feeling just before parachute jumps, and I know everything there is to know about stripping, cleaning, loading, and firing guns. I was in the Scots Guards for several years, where I was honourably discharged with the rank of Captain. I sleep as much as I can, and I'm much too observant for my own good. These are the things about me that I think are important, and I think the fact that I find them important should tell you a lot more about who I am than just what's written here would on its own.
*Some of the text in this profile is borrowed from the book 'The Gun Seller.' Not intended to infringe upon any national or international copyright laws. This is also a fan site, and is not run by, or endorsed by, Hugh Laurie.
About the author:
Hugh Laurie was born in Oxford, England on 11th June, 1959. He attended the Dragon School, as well as Eton and Cambridge University, where he studied anthropolgy. He was also an excellent oarsman (earning a blue), but during the course of his studies, he contracted glandular fever (mononucleosis) and was forced to stop rowing. He turned to acting after that, and became president of the Cambridge Footlights. Other members included Emma Thompson (who he dated for a time), Tony Slattery, and Stephen Fry, who is his best friend and Godparent to his children. He married Jo Green in 1989, and they have three children together.
Hugh is currently starring in the hit television series House. Laurie previously starred in a number of groundbreaking British television comedy series, including A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Blackadder, and Jeeves and Wooster, and films such as Peter's Friends, Stuart Little 1 & 2, 101 Dalmations, Maybe Baby, Girl From Rio, and Sense and Sensibility.
In addition to acting, Laurie has directed television programs and commercials, composed and recorded numerous original songs, and written articles for London's The Daily Telegraph. Hugh is also being honoured by the Queen, as a member of the OBE (Order of the British Empire).
Hugh is an avid motorcyclist, and rides a Triumph Scrambler (other bikes he's owned include a Triumph Bonneville and a BMW-- he's owned at least ten motorbikes in his life). Mr Laurie is also a talented musician, and plays piano, guitar, harmonica, and drums (and it is rumoured he plays saxophone as well), and he sings. He is also currently the keyboard player for Band from TV, and is also in a jazz band in England (Poor White Trash and the Little Big Horns).
The Gun Seller (1996) is his first novel. The Paper Soldier, the second book in the series, is slated for release in Autumn 2007. The Gun Seller has also been adapted as a screenplay, and will (hopefully) eventually be made into a feature film.
Email: [email protected]

My Interests

Motorcycles (I own a big, black Kawasaki ZZR1100, which I won in a game of backgammon). Cigarettes. Whisky. Sarah Woolf. Whom I am in love with.
This video explains how I feel about life a lot of the time.
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I'd like to meet:

Hugh Laurie, so I can thank him for writing me into existence!
And, of course, anyone who read and loved 'The Gun Seller,' or anyone who may possibly read it in the future.

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Music:

Definitely not Bruce Springsteen. If I hear ‘Born in the USA’ one more time, I think I’ll have a nosebleed.
Apart from not liking Springsteen, I really do like the Beatles, Three Dog Night, The Who, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Stevie Wonder, and pretty much anything else that isn't Bruce Springsteen.

Movies:

Eleven years ago, I would have said ‘James Bond’ but experiencing that kind of stuff for yourself really puts a damper on the entertainment value of it.

Television:

I don’t think I even own one. I did enjoy 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie,' 'Jeeves and Wooster,' and 'Blackadder' back in the day, though.

Books:

The Gun Seller, by Hugh Laurie.

Heroes:

David Solomon, who’s as close a thing to a best friend I’ve got. After typing that sentence, I'm beginning to think that I need to take classes in elementary sentence construction. Where's Hugh when you need him?
And Nelson Mandela.

My Blog

OCC: Hiatus.

Eh, as you've probably noticed, I haven't been online much-- just haven't felt like RPing as of late. Been more into writing a novel, and I'm going  back to Uni this upcoming semester so've been ...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:29:00 PST

Wedding.

Tom stood nervously in front of the mirror, waiting for Sarah to get home from work. He straightened his tie for the dozenth time, made sure his shoes hadn't gotten scuffed with all the pacing he'd do...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

Nevermind...

As it turns out, the person who was going to fly us to LA had some sort of scheduling conflict and can't pick us up. So no  LA. I may be around a bit this weekend after all, between work and the ...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

I will be gone this weekend.

Friday night, I'll be leaving for Los Angeles, and I'll be gone the whole weekend. It's kind of a surprise trip-- I only found out about it on Monday. I'm flying out with friends, by way of private j...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

A word of greetings... edited/updated 9th April

Inspired by my lovely new friend Mistress Cuddy, I have decided to take it upon myself to introduce... myself. Not Thomas, as I call my real-life alter-ego. I've been living so much in Thomas' skin th...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

If you've added me recently, or plan to...

Alright, since this is an RP account,  I get a lot of requests from RPers. Which is fine. But to be completely honest, I watch almost no television. So, if you're adding me, or have recently, ple...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

Motorcycles

'It wasn't a Rover, which meant something.He must have had a radio set to get him into position, because nobody had passed me on the embankment.  The passenger was looking at me as I came alongsi...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

Book reviews

Just in case you wanted to read some. They've been taken from Hughlaurie.net "In his debut as a thriller writer, the longstanding partner of British comedian Stephen Fry treats the genre of John Buch...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:44:00 PST

I've decided that I need a disclaimer. *update* RP rules

So here it is. Basically, you should all know that I, Thomas Lang, am a fictional character. I only exist in the minds of people who know me. As such, all of my friends, acquaintances, day-to-da...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

Meeting Sarah, under less than ideal circumstances.

'"Why would anyone want to kill my father?" Her voice was softer now. "I honestly don't know," I said. "I've only just found out he doesn't smoke." She pressed straight on, as if she hadn't heard me. ...
Posted by Thomas Lang on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST