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Mr.Complex

Sexology Expert

About Me

Ashley van Tassel

Yep, that's my name You're just jealous you dont have a cool name like me I have an insane layout, which I stole using layout stealer, bc I can never find one on my own

I am many things:

I'm the greatest person ever. I'm smart, funny, charming, witty, awesome, and just generally kick-ass. I'm also incredibly humble. I'm 6'4 or so, so I bet Im taller than you A White Asian(no shit) Fantastically awesome A mad partier(sp?) Random In Grade 12,but I'm old Tall for an White Asian (6'4) Bilingual Suffering from an oral fixation Suffering from a behavioural problem A Boy

I love

Boys and Girls Egypt Alcohol Ranch Dressing My mother My pirate comrades Pictures The personal game And RICE

I hate

French Fries Fake nails My father Racists, bitter homosexuals, most emos, abusive people and large dogs

Things people dont know about me

I've had a child, but she passed away I've never eaten Western food until this month I often deny sex when its offered I was on the honor roll in Grade 9 I have a 6% body fat I don't believe in Veganism I have an older sister I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm hyper in person I don't wear tight pants because I don't like a snug fit I used to be clincally blind I Don't wear contacts Im currently adopted since 2004 When I take a bath it's because I need to cry, becase in a bath I can take as long as I want I think I was supposed to be a woman I have flogging scars on my back I dont believe in God Used to have a Cocaine addiction, but I've battled those demons Im battling alcoholism

My Interests

Egypt Meeting a crap-load of people Taking over the planet Ice cream VAMPIRES!

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. I'm pretty content to stand in front of a mirror for the rest of my life and listen to myself talk.

Music:

Movie soundtracks GangSTAR music(horra at me)

Movies:

The mummy 1 & 2 The Crying Game

Television:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation = The Best

Books:

The Davinci Code

Heroes:

My brother and My Mother. Both survived the wrath of my father ♥

My Blog

Sigh

Today, Feb.12th, is the one year anniversary of Lia's death. She would have been 1 Oct.15th,2007. Sigh.
Posted by Mr.Complex on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:09:00 PST

A good friend’s view of me:)

Black EyesAll right, people with black eyes tend to have a strong passion when it comes to relationships. When they fall for someone, they give out to their fullest until they cannot give anymore. The...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

BlogThings

..> Your Love Type: INTP ..http://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourdatingtypequiz/love. jpg" height="100" width="100">The ThinkerIn love, you are honest and serious about commitment.For you, sex is ...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

Do it:)

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Posted by Mr.Complex on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

The Kid

So. I babysit this 5 year old. She's intense. She'd done many things that have either stressed me out, or pissed me off. 1. Stay OUT of your mothers makeup, NO!, Foundation is NOT shampoo. NO, that bl...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Upset

Okay. So, I'm not a confident as I come across and you know why? Sounds SO lame, but it's usually because of the female gender. Guilt trips, silent treatments, this really does affect me, really badly...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

STRESS!

AHHHH! I.am.VERY.stressed.right now...I want to invite my father over and beat the crap out of him, just like he used to do to me. Im so ANGRY!  ...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

What the frick?

So, I wrote this already, but it had a 'technical error'. Ok, so there are alot of things bothering me as of the last two days. Two days ago, I became engaged, fun. Not. I never proposed. I have a dic...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:18:00 PST

OMFG!

This is a blog just for BITCHING!YOU! You know who you are!OK! I was drunk! You're never online, and I didnt realize who it was!I said I was sorry, MANY TIMES!But you continue to guilt trip me!Im sorr...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Needed a new blog

   OK, I needed a new blog you see.   What to talk about...   Umm....   How about that fucker who hacked my MSN account *shakes fist*  I made a new one so,...
Posted by Mr.Complex on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:39:00 PST