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About Me

The name is Amir. I'm obsessive-compulsive about how my towels are folded. What? When I get excited about things I can get pretty intense. I used to casually drink the whole bar and could handle it. Sometimes. Now? Not so much. Random outbursts R awesome. The truth is an addiction of mine, however I'm too nice to actually speak it most of the time. So just know I'm thinking brutally honest things about you when you least expect it. I'm also addicted to food, sex and music. Or is that sex, food and music? Or sex, music and food? I can never remember. I love to get lost in movies and my favorite tv shows. I get waaaaay too into storylines. Mixing vodka and music is always fun. Did someone say sex?
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
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My Interests

I have many interests. Get to know me and you'll discover them. I'm nerdy, I love learning about random things, I love history, did you know Alexander the Great was bisexual? Did ya?? I love music and animals and being a complete child when I feel like it.

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Amirosaurus

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Amir. Bank teller. Wannabe rockstar. Lush. Nerd. Comedian. Coffee addict. Friend. Lover. Brunette. Persian.

I'm that guy.... from that place... with the.... Yes! Riiiggghhht! Nice to meet you.

Interests
different cultures, languages, music....music... I hear music... kindness, natural foods (really balances out the drinking habit) intelligent debate and discussion, jewelry (manly stuff of course), tattoos, travel (especially to places the government tells me to avoid), alternative medicine, religions (they fascinate me), snowboarding, oh yea - and balloons, they're AMAZING!
Movies
Boondock Saints, Elf, Anchorman, Ghostbusters, Rush Hour, From Dusk Til Dawn, Dodgeball, Meet the Parents, Proof, Crash

Music
Metallica, Jay Z, Breaking Benjamin, Ben Folds Five, Tub Ring, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Bob Marley, System of a Down, James Taylor, KISS, DMX, Godsmack, Rob Zombie, 311

TV
24, House, Heroes, The Dog Whisperer (yup), Myth Busters (nerd), Law & Order SVU, and anything else I get sucked into that looks decent.

My Friends

All mine.

Hetero life partner

Sweetness

DJ Extraordinaire

Poop?

Topless Elves!!

My Cyberwoman

Kiwiness

Keeper of Snow

My Blog

Well well well...

Again.... my blog was victim of the dreaded "Sorry... an error has occurred." screen of death. I have more evidence for the case of my awesomeness. It's been a whole week since my last day of ...
Posted by A M I R ® on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:46:00 PST

What did I do all day?

Today was my first official day of not having to wake up on a Monday and go to work. *cue the Hallelujah chorus*What did I do all day? Well, I'll tell you. I borrowed my neighbor's t...
Posted by A M I R ® on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:10:00 PST

Two-part blog. (I remembered the 2nd part!!!)

I had the most bizarre dream last night. I actually remember this one. I awoke from it and immediately shook the hell out of Maria so I could tell her all about it. She was pleeeeeea...
Posted by A M I R ® on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:49:00 PST

I’m freeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was my last day of work. :) Now I'm gonna be a lazy bum until I go insane and need to work again. What do you think I should do next? Walmart greeter? Starbucks bar...
Posted by A M I R ® on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:02:00 PST

Hmph! Hmph I say!

Maria called me at the unGodly hour of 8:00 this morning, and suggested we get out and walk the dogs before it gets really hot and humid. Great idea. So I grab a quick shower, throw on som...
Posted by A M I R ® on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:28:00 PST

Ladies... may I have a word with you?

I nearly died today.Ok, so I'm being a little dramatic... but... you'll see what I mean.I helped this woman today who must've taken a bath in her perfume. And it wasn't nice perfume either. ...
Posted by A M I R ® on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:31:00 PST

I knew it was going to be a bad day.

I woke up this morning, turned the tv on, went about my routine, and then I heard it. George Carlin mourned as counterculture hero By KEITH ST. CLAIR 1 hour ago LOS ANGELES (AP) Seven Wo...
Posted by A M I R ® on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST

Welcome to the family.

Yea yea yea, I know I've written a lot of blogs lately. I don't care. I have stories to tell!!!I just spent 4 hours with Maria's family. I've lived to tell the tale. Her...
Posted by A M I R ® on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:15:00 PST

Mall Observations: Part Deux.

I feel like such a loser. I spent another chunk of my life at the mall again today. And shit just got weirder. Maria talks me into all kinds of stuff. I'm surprised I haven't b...
Posted by A M I R ® on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:51:00 PST

Mall observations.

I had an interesting trip to the mall tonight. I went for some quick dinner with Maria at the new Arby's that just opened in Milford. Mmmmmm sweet Arby's. Anyway... after that she co...
Posted by A M I R ® on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:45:00 PST