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About Me


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"She's funny ha ha and funny strange. She's standing behind me isn't she"--- Will Farrell "She's goofy" --- Mel Brooks "Her picture is right next to the phrase 'idle hands are the devil's workshop' " --- Lucifer "Who are we talking about again?" --- Grandma "She's the Goose to my Mav" --- Tom Cruise "All the cuties with a booty bought a Gucci" ---Biggie "She's elevated clumsiness to an art form" --- C.Everett Koop "Do not make her angry. You will not like her when she's angry" --- Incredible Hulk, "No sacrify, No glory" --- Optimus Prime "Her intelligence is her gift and her flaw" --- Simon

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My Interests

What get's me excited: Spanish Existentialism, Carl Jung, Godiva truffles, portobello mushrooms, butter, caramel macchiatos, creme broulee, Son of a Preacher Man, Scent of a Woman Tango, my hot fridge, Smoked Jarslsberg, cooking and Banfi Montalcino, my bed (its hot) and whatever will get me through Tuesday!

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I'd like to meet:

Assasins.Pirates.Ninjas.Jedi Masters.Rickey Bobby.Nessy.Legalos.The real slim shady.Stephen Hawkings.Kaiser Soze, Jim from Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil.Tom Ford naked.The person who decided I should be a mom.Eduardo. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.My rich and glamorous biological parents.The Man the Myth, the Legend...Gucci.

Music:

The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Rage Against the Machine, Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg and Dre. Dre, Beethoven, Pavarotti, Maria Callas, Depeche Mode, Led Zeppelin, Stone Temple Pilots, Aerosmith, Eagles, Beattles, The Police, Sting, Don Henley, Journey, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Gypsy Kings, Billy Holiday

Movies:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, Run, Steel Magnolias, Old School, Meet the Parents, Almodovar movies, Chocolat, When Harry met Sally, The Exorcist, Run, Lola, Run, One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Star Wars, Top Gun, The Breakfat Club, All Hitcock movies, All James Bond films, Princess Bride, From Here to Eternity, Apocalyse Now, all Audrey Hepburn,Glengarry Glenross,Memento,Lauren Bacall and Humprey Bogart Movies, Tarantino,Spaceballs. Cary Grant Movies.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy.Seriously. Ugly Betty.Billy and Mandy. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.Food Network.Top Chef.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, Ibsen and Strinberg plays, James Patterson, Patricia Cornwell, In Cold Blood, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.Sometimes I like to curl up Into a Ball.I know a rhino. Neruda,Unamuno,Borges,Garcia Marquez. Any book that catches my eye.

Heroes:

My son. Despite having me as a mom is extremely normal and intelligent and always excercises good judgement. Sadly the whole Tom Skerritt obsession has been replaced by Tim Daly. Kimora Lee for marrying rich and divorcing richer!!!!

My Blog

Tom chases Jerry and Life Goes On...

I sat sleepless. perplexed by a problem outside the mundane. A problem influenced and hallucinagenicly induced by Benadryl: Does Tom and Jerry like each other or do they hate each other? The answer wa...
Posted by M on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:39:00 PST

How Come my 5 year old gets it

So when I look at the backseat of my car and my child is looking out of the window intently, I know Im in for some deep convo. Jake: Im gonna vote for Obama. Mom: Really (yes Im THAT deep) Jake: Shane...
Posted by M on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:04:00 PST

Life is a Bastard

So yeah Im pretty down on relationships. I stopped putting a lot of stock in it like the federal government in saving banks nowadays.  All I hear are how things are not working out, he's this, sh...
Posted by M on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:32:00 PST

Whatever fuck it

So what is it about relationships that tweak us? Is it the caring part? what do you do when your partner does not care? I would leave. He should leave. We all should just leave the fuck each other alo...
Posted by M on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:41:00 PST

Oh for Puns Sake

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's roundtable was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskanisland, but it turned out to be an optical Al...
Posted by M on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:36:00 PST

Down Syndrome and the propagation of the "Jew genes"

My friends are awesome fodder for my blogs. I wished I was sober enough to remember the other topics flying around on Friday night. But all I remember is that my friend was paired up with a down syndr...
Posted by M on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:24:00 PST

Tom Ford and I

Dear Tom, You were sexy yet functional. You provided me with lots of coverage but you remained fragile. Maybe its my fault. Maybe I should have remembered...I took for granted your pedigree. I shouldn...
Posted by M on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:45:00 PST

MY PRIVATE OREGON

I AM SPENDING 4 DAYS IN MY HOUSE HERE IN ALBANY. WINE TASTED OUR ASSESS OFF. SO FAR THE STAR IS CRISTOM VINEYARD. IT SET THE BAR YESTERDAY. AND THE SURPRISE IS A SWEET BUBBLY GAL CALLED FRIZZET. IT...
Posted by M on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:09:00 PST

Vindication

So I sit alone in my other office in Pasadena...yes...yes.. (first one in Culver City) this is how I roll now and I realize something. It was never me!!!! They tried their hardest to make me think I w...
Posted by M on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

Aaaahhhh the smell

I looove the smell of baking aything in the house.... to celebrate not dying in the ocean, I have been baking and it taste good now.  Creme Brulee, chocolate chips... last night was banana bread....
Posted by M on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:47:00 PST