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MERRY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SNL SKIT!
my interests in a giant nutshell:
ice cold beer. deep red wine. getting loopy. night clubbing. spinning tunes. spinning tires. 8000 rpm. boost. crossfaders. 303. 808. 909. Technics. staying up. lounge chilling. sleeping in late. photographing. pencil drawing. light reading. world traveling. time traveling. hosting parties. crashing parties. porn stars. star-gazing. moon watching. sunrises. sunsets. philosophizing. creative writing. mountain biking. dock fishing. ocean cruising. 70's. 80's. oh you've got green eyes. oh you've got blue eyes. oh you've got grey eyes. new order. black leather. pigtails. belly buttons. belly button rings. nipple rings. lord of the ring. fishnet stockings. schoolgirl outfits. mini skirts. go-go boots. go-go yubari from kill bill vol.1. red hair. blue hair. dog collars. pouty lips. lips like sugar. sugar kisses. chocolate. whipped cream. strawberries. coffee. hamburger. potatoes. sushi. spaghetti. bbq. grilling. NASCAR. NHL. NBA. NFL. MLB. S&M. T&A. M&M. tinkering & fixing. breaking stuff. hanging out. letting it all hang. instant messaging. internet porn. comic books. audio / video. doing nothing. movies. doing something. my dog Neo. rainy cool days. vodka & red bull. southern comfort. crown royal. new castle. bass. guiness. german sports cars. japanese sport compacts. super cars. muscle cars. exotics. exotic girls. super chargers. NOS. turbos. anime. manga. comic books. 69. *69. (305). (786). (954). Front 242.
I'd like to meet:
I Wanna Meet Crazy ~ Cool ~ Fun ~ Humorous ~ Down-to-Earth ~ Music Loving ~ Musicians ~ Artists ~ DJ' ing ~ DJ Loving Peeps!
I met some cool people on myspace already. I also got re-aquainted with old skool friends from the past this year. It's funny how some people age on the outside but they are still the same person on the inside no matter how many years go by. I guess something change and somethings always remain the same... myself included.
I also met some famous people this year but i was most impressed with meeting Lisa Ling from Ultimate National Geographic. It's was a pleasure working with you this summer Lisa! She is the coolest famous personality i have met so far. Real down to earth, no filler, no crap. She treats anyone she just met with the same respect she would her own peers. I do'nt know what it is about her put she has that special something... I Wish everyone could meet her so they could see what I'm talking about...
I Wanna Meet The Pixies : NOT just because they are a legend and one of the most influential modern rock bands ever But because THEY ROCK!
DEATH TO THE PIXES... NOT! THE PIXIES LIVE! Be sure to check them out in your area touring this Spring/Summer 2004. My take on The Pixies is that they have a great formula for musical success; It's like a Ying~Yang thing going. You see, on one hand we have the solid drum and percussion from David. David is backed up by Kim on the Bass with laser precision. The beats and bass are always there where you expect them to be for a solid backbeat. On the other hand, we have Joey on guitar who is the epitimy of chaos on a six string. NOISE! but of the good type... And then there is Frank who is a conflict in himself doing the vocals; He is melodic and harmonious as well as chaotic noise and screaming! The Pixies pioneered the sound that we love from groups like Nirvana, Radiohead and many more. So that's my 10 cents view of the Pixies Theory of Musical Chaos!
CHECK OUT MY PIXIES BOCA REVIEW IN MY BLOG!
Also check out:
ilovepixies.com
The Pixies' Official Site
pixiesmusic.com
I Wanna Meet / Meat Internet Porn Actress(es) Especially Jenna Haze : Please feel free to contact me, I have a script... that I would like to errr... discuss with you ;) Also, If you need help with practicing your acting skills, I'd glad help you sharpen them to a razor-like perfection. Professional acting experience not a requirement. Disclaimer: Like Will Hung, I have no professional training either, but there is a good chance of stardom. I'm still waiting for my 5 minutes of fame to arrive. As for Jenna Haze, she is my favorite Porn Actress. Afterall, she's good looking, she has a nice ass and a good looking landing strip, and she loves to sing in Ooo Major! She just does it for me and does it well...
[Hey! It's Jenna Haze! - "Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride - She's SEXY!" - N.E.R.D. ]
I Wanna Meet but NOT Meat Porn legend Ron Jeremy : Want to ask him what is his secret to meating such fine women and hopefully he won't try to sell me some penis enlargement pills. It's amazing how his chest hair looks remarkably like Austin Powers's penis shaped chest hair.... hmmm... now if I could only find a picture of Austin Powers to show you. Some of you might be wondering "Who the fuck is this Ron Jeremy?" Well:
"Ron Jeremy isn't really what you'd call easy on the eyes. Some would even go so far as to say he's unattractive. Yet he's one of the most popular stars in the history of adult film. His fans call him the "Hedgehog." He's short, fat, and hairy. And he's paid very well to have sex with thousands of beautiful women. Some people would call him the luckiest man in the world." - www.ronjeremy-themovie.com
["The Hedgehog"]
Music:
Gnarls Barkley -"Crazy"
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Young Folks - Peter Bjorn & John
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COWBELLS! MORE COWBELLS! WE NEED MORE COWBELLS GENE! GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELLS! THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH COWBELLS.
Gene " The Cowbell" Frenkle (1950-2000), a member of the 70's rock group "Blue Oyster Cult", is my musical inspiration. He took the cowbell from merely a percussion instrument to a new form of musical expression. He paved the way for the future generations of musical generes. He reminds us all that a cowbell is not just a cowbell; and you can never have too much cowbell. He was the inspiration for Roland, a creator of electronic musical instruments, to include an electronic version of a cowbell in their now classic 808 Drum Machine. The 808 Drumset paved the way new musical generes that transend the ages. The 808 cowbell was used extensively in the 1980's for New Wave, Miami Bass, Rap, & Free Style. Today it's use in Hip Hop, R&B, Slow Jam, Electro, Drum&Bass, Breaks the staple percussion instrument of choice among musicians. Long live the 808 cowbell thanks to Gene Frenkle...
SPANKY DA MONKEY!
.,;:TOP ALBUMS ON DECKS:;,.
Here's a short list of what's on my Ipod or in my CD player.
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* PVD - In Between
* M.I.A. - Kala
* Silversun Pickup -
* Interpol - "Our Love To Admire"
* The Editors - "An End Hasa Start"
* Gwen Stefani - "The Sweet Escape"
* The Killers - "Sam's Town"
* Goldfrapp - "Supernature"
* The Editors - "The Back Room"
* She Wants Revenge - self titled
* Keane - "Under The Iron Sea"
* Miss Kittin - "A Bugged Out Mix"
* Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Stadium Arcadium"
* Gnarls Barkley - "St. Elsewhere"
* Arctic Monkeys - "Whatever People Say That's..."
* James Blunt - "Back To Bedlamb"
* The Strokes - "First Impression"
* Depeche Mode - "Playing The Angel"
* Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Show Your Bones"
* The Bravery - "The Bravery"
* Coldplay - "X&Y"
* Gorillaz - "Demon Dayz"
* Frou Frou - "Details"
* The Shins - "Oh Inverted World"
* Weezer - "Make Believe"
* Interpol - "Antics"
* The Killers - "Hot Fuss"
* Keane - "Hopes And Fears"
* Gwen Stephanie - "Love Angel Music Baby"
* New Order - "Waiting For Siren's Call"
* Tribeca - "Dragon Down"
* Fiona Apple - "Extraordinary Machine"
* Paul Van Dyk - "Re-Reflections"
* Sasha - "Involver"
* Tiesto - "In Search Of Sunrise 4"
UPCOMING CONCERTS
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Generes:
alternative rock, trance, breakbeat, electro, drum & bass, tekno, house,
alternative, progressive, 80's, new wave, neo electro, electro-clash, mod rock, indy, synth-pop, brit pop, classic rock, chill out, lounge, old skool, industrial dance...
Whatever that's good to groove to or easy to chill to! Anything Electronika. I'm a BLEEP FREEK! I Luv Dat 303 & 808! B-A-S-S How Low Can You Go... The more eclectic the better, I love music that jump generes or has no particular grouping. I am open to experimental music... as long as there are no triangles or kazoos involved. I love old skool and old skool influences, new wave or synthy riffs. I have a preference for lush, fluidic or acidic synthy riff with a old school 808 drum machine and bass with a little overdrive thrown in for good measure. Love those heady, dreamy, lush, synthetic grooves.... you know, the ones that fuck with your head! right ear, left ear, center... I'm feeling dizzy already. BTW: Anything that is pop-eque I tend to shy away from and rarely listen to commerical radio....
I DJ'd for legendary house parties as such I do for fun. I enjoy playing for others to dance their brains out. I started DJing around 1985 ~ playing Bass and Miami Freestyle from which I fell in love with 80's New wave and Euro Disco. I then started into Progressive, Alternative and Industrial dance and then into Techno, Trance and Drum and Bass. I have music equipment I rarely use anymore also. A Roland Drum Machine, an old 80's analog Korg keyboard and a Yamaha digital synth. I broke my mixer and CD Mixer so i need to find a decent one out there. I have 2 Technics 1200's that are collecting dust right now. I wish I had the space to set up the decks back again. I have a vast vault of old albums and cds of enormous magnitude. Right now I have a regular job so I don't have the time right now to be a Super Star DJ... perhaps later when I get sick of it all.
Artists I Admire caz they are original:
pixies. portishead. radiohead. coldplay. strokes. miss kittin and the hacker. adult.. postal service. peaches. tribeca. faint. tiga. prodigy. aphex twin. fatboy slim. chemical bros. crystal method. paul van dyk. paul oakenfold. teisto. deepdish. uberzone. dj icey. dj simply jeff. dj hardware, dj wizard. cure. new order. depeche mode. wolfshiem. NIN. smiths. morcheeba. fiona apple. orb, linkin park, n.e.r.d. outkast. led zepplin. pink floyd. ac/dc. RUSH. eagles to name a just a few...
Movies:
Got me a movie, ha ha ha ho, slicing up eyeballs, ha ha ha ho, girlie so groovie, ha ha ha ho...
THE BEAST from "Kung Fu Hustle"
This has to be one of the funniest Kung Fu flicks of the year! If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favor and rent or steal it... It won't disappoint, especially for Kung Fu fanatics!
Genere:
I like Action, Horror, Psycho-Thrillers, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Drama, Kung Fu, eye candy, visually stunning dramas, and of course porn.
Favorite Movies :
Napoleon Dynamite, Harold & Kumar, Underworld, The Ring, X-Men, The Matrix, Lord Of The Ring, Silence of the Lamb, American Beauty, Hellraiser 1 & 2, Bladerunner, 5th Element, Star Wars, Brazil, A Clockwork Orange, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, A Christmas Story (don't shoot yer eye out kid) Cruel Intentions, Lord of the Ring, Austin Powers, There's Something About Mary, Kung-Pow!, A Fist Full of Yen - Kentucky Fried Movie, Young Frankenstein, The Jerk, Breakfast Club, Anything directed by D. Lynch and Q. Tarantino.
Adult: Jenna Haze, Jenna Jameson, Aurora Snow, Gauge, Taylor Rain.
Television:
24, Mythbusters, Conan O'Brian, Pimp My Ride, Battlestar Galactica, Discovery, TLC, Sci-Fi, Iron Chef, Cartoon Network (Adult Swim), Comedy Central. Pretty much any show that showcases cars, technology and gearheads. Yes- I love technology - but it hates me.
Books:
Ones with lots pretty pictures in it. ie: Dr. Suess, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Plato, Socrates, Freud, Miyamoto Musashi, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Jiggly Juggs Vol. 0069, The newspaper, internet, Do graphic novels & comic books count? I read those too.
But I think children's books are the greatest because they teach us about life.... in it's most simplest terms so that a young person or a really stupid dumbass adult can understand. Here are some of my favorites:
Heroes:
Super Heros:
Spiderman, Batman, Daredevil, Spawn, X-men, Justice League, Powerpuff Girls, Wonder Twins from Super Friends - I thought it was cool to see how many things they could make out of water. Come to think of it, there is not much you can make out of water except ice, slurpee or soup... but it was fun anyways. I remember once the twin was in the form of some wonton soup and boy it made me hungry for soup... mmm mmm good.
Porn Hero :
Ron Jeremy is the King. How did a hairy, fat and well-endowed dude get the dream job doing thousands of super hot fine chicks on film for lots of money is beyond me. He got my props! See kids! If he can make his wildest dream come true, anyone can: If they put their hard dickings into it.
Everyday Heros:
yes, yes, i know it's pretty cliche but my Mom and Dad who taught me some important values of life. Mainly to Respect Other, Be open to other people's opinions, to Forgive and Forget, and Fight For Your Right to Party.
