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I Twitch Randomly

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About Me

I could only dream to be as good as him one day..
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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comMy name is Kolton.. Your weave is so whack you be lookin like Michael Bolton.. Sorry just needed to get that out.. So I'm assuming that since you're looking at my myspace you're either really bored or actually want to know something about me.. So here goes.. I'm a soft hearted guy.. I'm not gonna try and act like a hard ass cause I'm not.. I like making people laugh.. Making someones day is my daily goal.. I'm a theatre geek.. A straight theatre geek at that.. lol.. I also play baseball.. Yipee Skippy.. I enjoy serenading women with my guitar.. I love music, but who doesn't these days.. I've had to grow up quickly.. It bumms me out because I didn't have much of a childhood, but it happens.. It's only made me stronger.. I love laying on my roof and talking on the phone.. Text messages make me smile.. I play guitar.. ( also who doesn't these days huh? ) I prefer the acoustic.. I like aviators.. I'm a badass.. It's true.. Hmm.. My last about me was really long so I'll quit now.... width="425" height="350" ..I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

//Let's get fucked up and die// Theatre, Baseball, Good friends, My moms home-made applesauce, gatorade, and alligators..

this is love

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I'd like to meet:

Hmm.. I'd like to meet a lot of people.. Your mother is defianatly one!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Yeah.. Music.. I don't really care if you know what I like.... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Moulin Rogue, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Girls Gone Wild, Van Wilder, The Notebook, Kids, Rent, Titties Gallore, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka not Charlie that shit is whack yo, Monty Python, Clitoral Invaders 1,2, and 2 1/2, and that's all I can think of for now..

Television:


You Are 28 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? Family Guy and Sports Center..

Books:

I'm not gonna lie.. Not a big reader.... width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

My mom, my sister, Mr. Roseberry, and your mother..

My Blog

Put the past away..

Wow.. I've decided that Jumper by Third Eye Blind is the most beautiful piece of music ever written.. Just listening to it puts me in such a good mood.. I don't know why but it just does.. Life is goi...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

Might as well welcome the uninvited..

I hate days like today.. Nothing really goes wrong to make it a bad day, just everything feels off.. I've been in a very pessimistic mood these past couple of days and I don't really know why.. I don'...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

I'll hold you here within this song, you're ingraved by my ink..

So pretty much my dream completely and totally came true tonight.. Aaron and I recorded our songs and they are the first things musicaly that I can truely say I am proud of.. You don't even understand...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

Why don't we get drunk and screw??

I'm in a good mood except I am freezing.. Life is going good.. I haven't wrote in a while.. Hmm.. What's new?? I had a really good weekend.. Ha.. Had friends over like every night.. Good friends....
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

Moving for the sake of motion..

Hmm.. I've been thinking a hell of a lot lately.. What is life.. Is life really what everyone thinks it is or is there some hidden agenda.. Before I go on I would like to state that I am not depressed...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Fireflies and cigarettes are the only things that shine..

You ever just have a day where you feel completely incomplete.. Yeah, today was one of those days for me.. I think it's just because we have to go back to school tomorrow and that's depressing.. Aaron...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Lucy in the sky with diamonds..

So it's New Years Eve.. And looking back I had a pretty good year.. Could have been better.. Could have been worse.. I've decided that 2007 is gonna be the year of Kolton though.. I'm gonna go balls t...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

Goodbye waves and driveways..

So last night was pretty swiss.. I haven't had that much fun in awhile.. So much random shit, random people, random scene girls trying to punch me.. lol.. Good shit.. Everyone should tell my best...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return..

Last night was pretty freakin crazy.. We played poker and what not and then after we got done playing I experienced probably the most amazing thing ever.. I am definatly a believer in spirits and all ...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST

It Would Hurt to Much to Watch You Die................ X

I feel extremely accomplished.. I finally realized that you are a plane crash.. I tried pulling you from the reckage but you demand to stay in shatters and for some odd reason I've been staying with y...
Posted by I Twitch Randomly on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST