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About Me

I am the Kumite Master. I have defeated over 100,000 men in battle. My fists are like steel. My fists are like diamonds, they can cut glass. I once wrestled an ape to it's doom. I love to go tiger hunting in the Nan Hai province. I also enjoy warm coffee, cuddling, and Sue Grafton books.I gave up my ways of fighting several years ago after I was satisfied that I could not be defeated. I know reside Bo Pei, but my location changes as often as coward's britches. I seek beautiful young women. I love all women. I am a fan of pretty women in particular, though. If you ever want to find out what it is to be loved by the Kumite Master/B, then send me a message!

My Interests

I enjoy sunsets and long walks down Rodeo Drive. I love to watch ABC Family programs. I am on a certain streak of furtone, because I have found a computer to use to meet women on myspace! It belongs to Kong Ra in Ling Ling.Microsoft Flight Simulator is also very fun. I also love dancing

I'd like to meet:

Any man who can challenge my fists of the West and East, when I bring them together in harmony and unison upon your face. Also, any women who can do with a cuddley sweaty asian man

Music:

I enjoy the spiritual chants performed by the daoist monk He Chin.

Movies:

Mystic Pizza, Ordinary People, Immediate Family, and the Naked Gun movies make me smile.

Television:

Supermarket Sweep, World's Strongest Man.

Books:

Anything by Lua Guanzhong or Sue Grafton

Heroes:

My former master, the wise old hermit Wang Chung

My Blog

I have decided to live...

No, killing myself would be wrong
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am sorry...

I did not update yesterday. Oh, should I end it all?
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soon you will understand the Savage Shuriken

Give it time. You will know Savage Shuriken...
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have found a woman that I am attracted to...

I have found a woman that really burns the flames in the deepest depths of my heart. If she refuses me I may end it all...
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wise old Wang Chung

It was a hrash winter day like none I had seen before. The snow fell like the dandruff of the gods. I was in the West traveling through a mountainous region in what would be considered Tibet. The wind...
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The evil and cruel Wu Lo Chen...

There is a man that is said to be a descendant of the great tiger hunter He Qin, living in Shang Hi. He takes the bus to work from the mystic mountains in Tibet.He claims to be a great warrior and lov...
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death of a ninja

As I was hibernating in a bamboo forest I awoke to the sound of a mighty slaughter. I arose from my sleep and walked the multitudes of feet towards the castle walls. I gathered up a mighty kumite forc...
Posted by Kumite Master on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST