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Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart

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About Me

DREAMER, SCHEMER, SCREAMER,WrYter, Manager of and P.R. for Lazarus/LasaaruzI'm a Tall 5 ft 8, curly brown Haired Blue Eyed Devil, Whyte and Nerdy,Canadian Idiot, Comic, Gonna B Infamous, Mid-night Toker and a Beholder of Hip Hop .... I'm a gurl from a Forest in Northern Ontario CANADA and now living in the Big Bad T.DOT and ever since that day I was watching my favorite tv show Fame in the 80's and my Dad a Copper came home and said " Why you watchin all those Nigga's in tights fo?" I was Baptized in Livin Colour..never heard wordz like those before so that now everything I write has themes of colour, reflected upon race, social injustice entitlement, oppression, injustice, privileged, Superiority, Capitalism vs Marxism, Socialism, I like to discuss everything and LAUGH and SATIRIZE things...I'm Me SONDJY...And I am a Star without Fashion Sense....I love my Hiking Boots! And Ya I went to College and University....Nip U.. full of feminist freakoids ( how could you not LOVE men!) and Centennial College, George Brown College and Seneca College...so of course I'm messed up! LOLTaking the trivial inordinately seriously, talking insubstantially about the important. Please bear in mind I have to research and write in my real life, whereas I blog for fun. As a result, my posts tend to be under-referenced and unpolished. There is every chance that they are not thought through, but my blogging helps me to refine my ideas with the input of you, my readers and commenters. Even if it may not often sound like it, it's intended to be a conversation not a monologue, and you're all invited to join in.
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My Interests

Swimming,Hiking, Cultural Events, Camping in God's Outdoors, Krazy Kids, Reading, Musak, Listening to People, Talking on the Phone, WrYting and Reading, Beaches, Reader of Hip Hop/Reggae lyrics. and of course Jamaica Green...BIG UP! ...Lazarus/Lazaruz soon Come...Strait from Londan...Via Yard and a lickle T.Dot! http://www.case.edu/president/aaction/UnpackingTheKnapsack

I'd like to meet:

Whoever is Nice!...People who like to Dream :)

Music:

Old School Hip Hop Tribe Lover For Life..and Reggae Starz! Must Listen to everything but some of that Death Metal gets me on my Nerves!

Movies:

Do the Right Thing English Patient The Harder they Come the Harder they Fall..Love Raw JA film! CRASH The Deer Hunter Godfather The 80's Brat Packs The B/W Classics... Its a Wonderful life One day My Favorite Movie is called "NO NOT ONE" MY SCREENPLAY..to be filmed in TO.YARD.LONDAN and NYC.. but probably New Zealand since the Tax Movie credits are favorable...I think, however Ontario Canada is sweetening the Pot...crap the things an artist shouldn't be worried about!

Television:

JON STEWART/COLBERT REPORT Some BET..Wayan Bros they sick! SoulFood was good and enjoy Girlfriends Grey's Anatomy...I cried then Big Shots..Duncan Collingsworth is hot and dysfunctional funny And my TV is usually stuck on the Comedy Channel...time well wasted!

Books:

Everything!..Bible, Oprah's Book of the Month Club..I have almost read every one...Wally Lamb's This I know much is True,BOOM BUST AND ECHO a book on Demographics, The Rich get Richer and the Poor get Prison by Jeffrey Reinman and Ivan Illich's Deschooling Society, I have read alot of African Antiquites books as well. I like kids books, Judy Blume, Robert Munsch, Secret world of Og, Jon Scieszka Stinky Cheese man and on and on and on.......

Heroes:

Single Moms, REBEL YELLA's FREEDOM WRYTERS...BLACK PEOPLE WHO live "The Message" by Grand Master Flash...cuz I know I would go under!People who tell the TRUTH even if they get killed for It......no MATTA WHO U R!!!

My Blog

Nuclear War or Global Warming????

Only read if u care: This is a conversation b/w Me, myself and I!Death it is such a funny little word! Global Warming warnings...personally in Canada, I couldn't care less if Vancouver, Toronto, Montr...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:30:00 PST

I have NO life?

LOL...I always think that is funny when people hear that someone is on the internet facebooking, myspacing, craiglsisting or whateva! I really like this mans article on here and it is so refreshing t...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

Surviva Kit

So I went to a pesuedo therapy session- for me today... "I have now had over 20 years of practical experience with natural remedies, mostly with Flower Remedies and Homeopathy" I went downtown Toront...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:22:00 PST

Jon Stewart is 2 Funny! I'm watchin now.....

 Fazza 3 This guy should "GO" Hollywood...he's a hottie! He's the UAE Prince.....    I have an Idea ...I would cast Orlando Bloom and Fazza 3 as two young brothers seperated at birth i...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

What a way...Dubai

Got some ole cobwebs out....yes im functioning my pizza is in the oven and I really like this guy Dr. Abdul Khaleq Abdulla...its like Wowee..... I'm readin and my Boss has connex with the whole pitch...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

Lucky You...Spiritual Soundoff Sundays!

Lucky You by Nanco Ah man,ur life must be so happy u gat a wife and some lovely kids,as 4 me I'm here trying to live a life....Lucky you,you gat a woman to go home 2 i gat to find me myself a woman,wa...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:57:00 PST

This guy reallllly wants to get murdered!@ Holy Crap!

Obama targets Cayman 'tax scam' By Alex LearyPublished on Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 at 07:03 p.m. SUMMARY: A building in the Cayman Islands houses thousands of corporations. Sen. Barack Obama cal...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:35:00 PST

JAY Z----lovin IT

I watched a couple of You Tube videos on Jay Z's PRAY...that song ROCx it!   Fer Realll...I absolutely adore Jay Z....I don't care if I sound like some ole Freaky Beatle girlf fan crazy freak.......
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

Boating and Sinking

Thinking going to go bowling with friends and kids tonight...Yeah Glowbowl lol thats what a Canadian Hicky Chick does.. then I'm going to this 2morrow http://www.torontoboatshow.com/Default.aspx they ...
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:14:00 PST

descent into 08....

I am truly sorrowful, when I am weak you are strong! Life I sometimes really don't understand it.. another toil    
Posted by Ms. Johanna Sewers not AKA Jon Stuart/Stewart on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:45:00 PST