Q, bite me by reading this:
I've won numerous Nobel Peace Prize for self entertainment. I participate in several federal beauty contest and got into Miss Universe. I had no clothes to wear during the finals so I stepped back and gave way for others to win. I'm superb with my finger skills. I can bake sexy 6-min-cookies in 2minutes. I am so honest that the US Supreme court has sent several letters of offer to be the Chief of Justice, but my interest lies in Fashion. I slapped Valentino once for touch my tootsie during his Gala Primiere. I was a strght As student so much so that MOE gave me the right to fire any staff from any sch that i want. Want more excitement, get to know me more!!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
priests, druids, janitors, maidens, ministers, patients, butlers, fishmongers, housemaids, or anyone who is not famous after I've sucked up all the fame in the world like a black hole.
