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GaZONGaz

I ain't never said no filth flarn filth!

About Me



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

We still miss the Club. ..

Some of my friends. Good times. ..

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My Interests

Gangsta Cooking Show, starring Rey Rey and Scuba.
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Kosher Cooking show, starring Scuba as Rabbi Stevie-Poo.
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I'd like to meet:


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Music:

I love music. I pretty much like everything, although I have to say my all time favorite artist is Bob Seger. Then you can take it anywhere...NOFX, Michael Jackson, Metallica, Sex Pistols, Genesis and Phil Collins, Fall Out Boy, Fat Knuckle Jack , Captain Jookie , Midnight to Twelve , and tons more. I am a huge supporter of the local music scene...I love to watch live shows.

Movies:

Boondock Saints , Napoleon Dynamite , Princess Bride , E.T. , Super Troopers , Reality Bites , UHF , Waiting, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Grease, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, most of the Vacation movies, Liar Liar, both of the Ace Ventura's, Wizard of Oz, True Romance, Pump Up the Volume...I could go on forever and ever.

Television:



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Books:

Basically anything that has words in English on it , I will read. Books , magazines , shampoo bottles , toothpaste tubes . porn , textbooks , etc. . I love to read. My favorite authors include: Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Dean Koontz, and Rebecca Wells. I could go on forever here, too.

Heroes:

Reese Witherspoon as 'Vanessa Lutz' in "Freeway".

And of course, Stewie Griffin.

My Blog

For all my super-intelligent friends.

The answers are at the bottom...enjoy. I knew them all because I'm a goddamn genius.   1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader unt...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:46:00 PST

Here I go again on my own...

I know you have that Whitesnake song in your head now.  Ha. So, Chuckface moved to El Paso yesterday and now I have the apartment all to myself.  It's pretty strange - I haven't lived alone ...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

Oh. My. God.

Since I have the worst hangover I've ever had in my entire life, I thought I'd post this for future reference. ..> ..> You know you have a hangover when you have a headache, nausea, intestinal upse...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

I love to be hated.

Yes, there are more pictures.  Yes, I got yelled at so many times for taking these.  Yes,I love being the evil one with the camera. Ha.    http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoeshine424...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

Chronicles of Insanity

Here are some more pictures for you bitches.  Brian's Birthday 2007 http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoeshine4242/album/576460762402 276664   Jookie at Hurricane http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoe...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

To my brutha...my best friend.

1) Who is your number one?Super Duperman...End...Adam.  2) have u met their mom before?His mom is a whore.  Wait...she's my mom, too.  Dammit, I'll never get to say that to him then. 3...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

Fucking hilarious videos

Here are some videos I chose to bring back out for all ya'll. I can't stop laughing... Luke sings 'Sweet Child of Mine' - />Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos &nbs...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:03:00 PST

Lots of new pictures

Cinco de Mayo 2007 - http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoeshine4242/album/576460762401 278297   Get Jookified - http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoeshine4242/album/576460762401 278358   The Phuz - http...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:43:00 PST

Yay Easter!

So...since I have been privileged enough to be online TWICE IN ONE DAY, I decided to put all the new pictures up for your viewing pleasure.  Enjoy, kids! http://new.photos.yahoo.com/shoeshine4242...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Story of the Psycho Ranch-Throwing Slut.

Yet another one for the "Book of Instantaneous Drama".  Sometimes I have to look around me to see if there are camera crews following me, because so much shit that happens to me seems unreal. Sat...
Posted by GaZONGaz on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST