I Got The Blues |
As I stand by your flameI get burned once againFeelin low down, I'm blueAs I sit by the fireOf your warm desireI've got the blues for you, yeahEvery night you've been awayI've sat down and I have pray...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT |
This Is How I Roll, yo! |
"I'm totally gonna ask her" I say to my unbelieving friends. I know there's only two songs left before the lights fade, and my heart feels like a kettle drum pounding in my chest. I watch her as her...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:09:00 GMT |
***20 Warning Signs You Are Dating a Loser*** |
WARNING SIGNS YOU'RE DATING A LOSER (Article from Men's Health Magazine)1. Rough Treatment "The Loser" will hurt you on purpose. If he or she hits you, twistsyour arm, pulls your hair, kicks you, sho...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:40:00 GMT |
Useless fact 34,826,920 |
It turns out that one can make his or her devil-weed mentholated by storing it in a tin full of "Frost"-flavored Camel SNUS for 1 day. Perfect 4 Snowboardin'!Dope: You are what you use.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:37:00 GMT |
Useless fact 34,826,919 |
I love cheerleaders. They manipulate masses of people, shake their bootys, and do dangerous stunts . . .and they do it all with great hair and a big smile. So when I read, ". . .and not just a cheerl...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:53:00 GMT |
Hangin' High with Top |
Hang Em High is an old Clint Eastwood flick that was on AMC the other week. I noticed that in the opening scenes, when Clint's being hung from a tree by a river, that it kinda looked like here in Cru...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:02:00 GMT |
Even MORE Astronomy With Fonzie! |
It's Friday night, I got a bunch of money, and I'm staying home: just me the moon, Venus, and my last little buddy. Let's see what it happens as I burn some now, shall we? "Ayyyyyyyy""You're probabl...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:07:00 GMT |
Big Decisions Require Consultation |
Usually I'm weighing heavier things: college vs work, single vs married, sober vs wasted... things like that. But I just spent about 10 minutes standing in front of my bathroom mirror, razor in hand,...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:04:00 GMT |
Parenting: It's For The Birds |
...but, apparently, not this bird. Mamma bird was takin-out by my windmill... Yeeeouch! Too bad there's no windmills above the crazy, "I've got 6 kids, I'm unemployed, live with Ma, but now I want o...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:14:00 GMT |
Fun With Alcohol: A Holiday Is Born! |
OK. First things first: *slam a beer or a shot*Question: Who the is this fuckin dude, Saint Valentine and who killed his ass, cause THAT'S the guy my new holiday is being named after. Answer: *slam a ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:45:00 GMT |
