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iTony

Hold onto your hat, it's gonna be a bumpy night.

About Me

I can't help but think: I'm better then you. I hate "!" but love "?" I've never played the Game of Life, but I am Smarter Than a 5th Grader. Some people don't understand me, but that's because they don't listen. I am Wise like a Potato Chip. I love you... even though i am better than you.My biggest problem is, What would Jesus Do?and What's a Kardashian? Did i even spell that right?

My Interests

reading, writing, acting, challenging authority, spelling words wrong.

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the chocolate chip.

Music:

Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Bjork, Damien Rice, and random movie soundtracks

Movies:

Netflix rocks... that is all.

Television:

Invader Zim, Family Guy, Simpson's, The Big Gay Sketch Show (even if it is hit or miss, and mostly a lot of misses), Malcolm in the Middle, King of the Hill, L Word (even if it does exploit lesbians), Dexter (even if it does exploit serial killers).

Books:

THE BEACH, The Virgin Suicides, Requiem for a Dream, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Other Voices Other Rooms, Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Heroes:

That rascally rabbit

My Blog

hey

I am planning on reviving blogger soon enough i promise!not that any of you care :)xo xo t.
Posted by iTony on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

Short!!!

Instead of salivaI shall make champagneand you can drink from my mouth till you are fulland when are doneyou will know i am an Orphan of the Sun
Posted by iTony on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

These poems are awful!!!

Bully in the schoolyardHey you motherfucker fuck head!The one whose daddy drinksthe one whose mommy pisses in his earthe one who takes it out on us hereYeah you!shit stain colored periwinkle.Come roun...
Posted by iTony on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

In simpatico of The Folk Song Revival Song Part 2

Cannon blast cacophony rattling ear drums like the sound of comets making earthThe way i am reminded of you before we slip-slid a fall from grace, if we were ever there?Remember me naked? Our limbs ti...
Posted by iTony on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

Another Poem

They were drinking Absinthe and reading KerouacDharma Bums, because they said, only the cool kids read Dharma BumAnd i sometimes realize that when i see cormick McCarthy's The Road, i think of On the ...
Posted by iTony on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

a poem off the cuff

I don't get your commercial IKEA.I don't get your commercial about the Little Munchkin whose mother ruins his life.Stupid Munchkin Hipster Kid with his Nintendo DS or PS or BS XO XO XO X off bitches.Y...
Posted by iTony on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

orchidshow

my orchid show photos are up at broke-lyn diaries.  go ahead take a look   the link is in previous blogs, or you know, favorite place it
Posted by iTony on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST

UPDATE

Um,     go to the brokelyn diaries.   i wrote a new one.   it rocks.   cause it's new.   you know like if they made new episodes of blossom   with joey lawrence say...
Posted by iTony on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST

a quick note

So...............   are you all reading the Broke-lyn diaries.  I have moved my preteniousness to a different blog site.  I can post pictures there.  My posts are longer and uncut....
Posted by iTony on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST

try this... a new place for me to write :)

http://thebroke-lyndiaries.blogspot.com/   ooo i got a new blog.  You all must come.  There will be juice and crackers there.  okay maybe not.  but definatly photos... i poste...
Posted by iTony on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST