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About Me


My Name is Arran Cooper. Not Aaron, Aron, Geoffrey or Peter, But Arran. You may call me whatever you wish for I am not the Censor Committy and cannot ban what you say. So go ahead, call Me a Cunt. Most people call Me Coops, by the way. Inventive. Anyway, my favourite weapon is the Flail. Just so you know not to mess with me as I will cave your skull in. Medievil style, bitch.
I work Full Time in CTO (Which comes heavily close to CTU). It stands for Central Ticket Office. I work at an Office Desk and 'administrate' all the Speeding Offences in the Surrounding Area. Unlucky.
I work Part Time (By part, I mean PART) in Showcase Cinemas. Where I give it large with my men Fearless Rees, Daley Nixon (D-Ixon), Holy Al, John The Bapt and Mr. Steven McKnowlsey. It's shite money but its awesomely awesome due to the lack of Work Ethic we've got going on. Fuck All Y'all Managers and Supervisors.
I like to watch Films (Check The left hand column for what ones.) I like to hang out with my 'lads'. We don't get up to much so fuck you. I like to read Comics. Bit of Batman never hurt anyone did it? (Apart from his endless Gallery of Rogues *BA-ZING*!) I solely blame Chris Rees for my over-spending of these 'funny books.' I also like hanging out/spending time with (don't know how to phrase that one cos I don't know the protocal for these situations) my Girlfriend Jodie Pike (Whose surname rhymes with Dyke. HaHaHa. Original!).
I also like NFL. Which is perhaps my biggest love of all. (Denver Broncos For Life! Champ Bailey is my hero! Shanahan is my God!) Yes, I throw shoes, punch walls and rip my clothes when they lose. And yes, I cried when Darrent Williams died. I ain't afraid to admit that.
It also needs to be said in this section that Jack Bauer is THE MAN! And everything I do is a step in the direction to becoming more like him! 24 FOR LIFE! I like Music also, among many othner things which are mostly listed to your left. Or to your right if you're Hebrew. HaHa. *sigh*. Nice One.
I tend to Ramble alot, as you can tell. Tried to keep this one short but didn't really work did it? Meh.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Classified.
Birthday: Not Classified: 15th May. Buy Me Gifts.
Birthplace: Kaeserslauten
Current Location: M-Honty Ponty.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown.
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left as fuck!
Your Heritage: Polish/Scottish/Welsh/Spanish (For Joe)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumps. Reebok.
Your Weakness: I'm as Ticklish as The Joker.
Your Fears: The Sea.
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and Black Pudding.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Destroy Iron Man.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'ma Neck Ya.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Tamp!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Beard.
Your Bedtime: I like to have naps. Pfft. As if. Whenver I want.
Your Most Missed Memory: School (6th Form) / Chilling with the 6th in Phoenix, AZ
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea?
&..39;Chocolate or Vanilla:'
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Sing: Yes. I was denied on the X-Factor cos Simon fancied Me.
Do you Shower Daily: No. I bath! Ha!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been There, Flunked That.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. 6,000 Times.
Do you belive in yourself: No. I'm a Lie. Ha!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in the Car when I'm on those windy Italian Roads.
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn sight better looking then you are. ;)
Are you a Health Freak: Nah!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah like.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'Em
Do you play an Instrument: Harpsicord.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oui.
In the past month have you Smoked: Non.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Non.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Non.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sadly, Non.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Non.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Non.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Uh.... Non.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah. Miller turned Me down. Prick.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Non.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Miller's A-V.
Ever been Drunk: Oui.
Ever been called a Tease: Non.
Ever been Beaten up: Nuh! I'm solid as fuck like.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah. Like Twice.
How do you want to Die: Painfully.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Straight?
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't Matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Don't Matter.
Short or Long Hair: Long. No Butch Dyke Shit.
Height: 90 foot.
Weight: 1 kg
&..39;Best Clothing Style:' Naked. HAHAHAHA! Textbook.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Billions.
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.
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My Interests

Films. NFL. Comics. My Friends. My Girlfriend. 24. Music. Sleeping. Rainy Nights. Skiing. Snow. Faceplants. Sub-Zero Temperatures. Archery (Looks so DAMN cool.). Travelling. Italy. Imitating Italian Accents. Ancient Rome. Wikipedia. Conspiracy Theories. Adobe Photoshop. Stuff that is Mad.

I'd like to meet:

Batman. Jack Bauer. The Entire Denver Broncos Offense. The Entire Denver Broncos Defense. All 1800 NFL Players (Apart from The Raiders and The Steelers.). Myself in some sort of Twilight Zone Shit. Jesus. Daredevil. Clint Eastwood. Affleck. Damon. Clooney. Anyone really, apart from people with highly contagious diseases. And yes Daniel James. That DOES include Herpes.

Music:

The Eagles. System of a Down. Fleetwood Mac. Tool. Gang Starr. Manu Chao. Frank Sinatra. The Doors. Akli D. Bill Monroe. Dean Martin. Dilated Peoples. Neil Young. Jadakiss. 36 Crazyfists. InMe. Wu-Tang. Savage Garden. Audioslave. Johnny Cash. Dolly Parton. DMX.
Anything and Everything really. Apart from Dance, Pop Shit, Garage, UK Hip-Hop, 'Wanksta' Rap.

Movies:

Unforgiven, American Beauty, Fight Club, Gladiator and Batman Begins. Brokeback Mountain, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Godfather, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamite, Garden State, Swingers, Million Dollar Baby, GoodFellas, City of God, Indiana Jones x3. Star Wars x5, OldBoy, Open Range, SideWays, Taxi Driver, Donnie Darko, Jarhead, American History X, Taxi Driver, Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Crash, Troy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Dr. Strangelove, Stand by Me, Goonies, Open Range, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Magnolia, Memento, Lost Boys, Ray, Sin City, Leon, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Daredevil, Spiderman1&2, Ocean's 11, The Constant Gardener, Good Night and Good Luck, X-Men1&2, American Splendor, Collateral, 8MM, Shawshank Redemption, Resevior Dogs. I could go on but I think I'll sum it up with the following:
Anything Clint Eastwood has ever been involved in (Directed, Acted, Produced, Scored, fucking whatever.), Comic Books Movies, Uh... Anything written by Charlie Kaufman, The man is a genius. I like Tarantino aswell, the guy can write some good shit. I also like Westerns, they're the daddy. Brokeback Mountain is the saddest film I ever saw. Peter Sarsgaard rules also. As does Paul Giamatti. I also enjoy a little bit of brainless comedy/action but do tend to criticise it a lot, especially the crap stuff. And on that note, the stuff I don't like, Romantic Comedies do my nut, and so do Horrors, anything with Vin Diesel as a lead role and anything with Paul Walker as of this writing (Starring in an Eastwood film so you never know...). I could write so much more but you know, gotta leave somethings up to the imagination. Basically, I love films.

Television:

24. Family Guy. Nip/Tuck. Simpsons. Futurama. That's about it. JACK BAUER FOR LIFE!

Books:

The Illiad. The Rock Says. Batman. Daredevil. Frank Miller books. Alan Moore books. Ed Brubaker books. Geoff Johns books. Brain K. Vaughan books.

Heroes:

Batman. Jack Bauer. Daniel James and his shared love for Italia. My 'Lads.' Clint Eastwood. Dino. Old Blue Eyes.

My Blog

Academy Award Predictions

Being a mad cat for films and The Oscar's themselves, I feel obliged to give you all a little taste of my predictions for this Sunday's event. Making it my duty to see as many Oscar Nominated films as...
Posted by A.C. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

A Deep, Meaningful, Emotional Poem.

Its Thursday, And Im happy.The Weather this morning is real Crappy.Its 11:38.Im going to be late. The train station is full of Chavs and Meatheads.Id like to smash them with a dozen sleds.I board the...
Posted by A.C. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

Stereoscopic Lenses

How fucking cool is a band that includes Stereoscopic Lenses in their Album case so you can view the art in 3-D. Yeah. That's right. Tool. They fucking rock!!!!
Posted by A.C. on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:23:00 PST

What is this Dagger before thyne Eyes?

Yeah, don't know if that quote was wholy correct but you get it right? Bit of Shakespeare for y'all to conjur up. Uh. Yeah. Been a while since I done wrote one of these and I doubt anyone ever reads t...
Posted by A.C. on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:46:00 PST

Probably The Most Sexual Survey... EVER

1.When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? Usually My Mouth. 2.How much cash do you have on you?Absolutely Nothing.3.What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?Rest4.Fav...
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