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there is no you there is only me.

your so cute when you're slurring your speech...

About Me

im tiny and cleber

My Interests

i drink beer in the shower. and out. i am too spontanious for my own good. i make up words, songs, games...bad grammr, theater, nomadism, music, receiving presents from trent reznor, twin peaks (mostly dale cooper).. scareing people? mm.. kicking trees. bad ideas. accompanied by lots of alcohol, cigs, and pot. yum.

I'd like to meet:

only pretty people and gangstas and trent reznor
*seashell. --
[adjective]:

Tasting like strawberries

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

the moonshine --
[noun]:

A real life terminator

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Music:

radiohead, nin, tool, smashing pumpkins, sunny day real estate, the cure, the smiths, the shins, bone thugs, modest mouse, blonde redhead, the mamas and the papas, david bowie, the pixies, the postal service, the blood brothers, rilo kiley, primus, beck, the beta band, journey, rush, coldplay, the doors, saves the day, tenacious d, ween, alkaline trio, a perfect circle. la la l a whatever.

Movies:

domino harvey, napolean dynamite, donnie darko, kill bill, the rocky horror picture show, the labyrinth, requiem for a dream, pulp fiction, super troopers, fear and loathing in las vegas, princess bride, run ronnie run, 40 year old virgin, troy, alice in wonderland

the [c-shell] and [dee-shell]

Television:

i dont know what i would watch on tv

Heroes:

wicky anonymous is my knight in shining armor

My Blog

the sun hit her body like an ugly landscape.

so me and dee found this picture we had taken a while ago and had completely forgoten about.. well.. im not even gonna explain. just look for yourself. but.. if you are of the faint of heart/ wea...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST

when i am king, you will be first against the wall

so i was walking down the street, barefoot with a joint in my hand i looked down at the puddles of water on the road and wondered where are all the earthworms... i remember being a kid after it ...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:38:00 PST

and the clouds just hung around.

so apparently no one knew lu was pregnant and she was taken to the vet for some shots 2 wks ago. resulting in a miscarriage. :(( the kitten looked just like her. all slink and whatnot. how sad. ...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:07:00 PST

the world is a vampire.

so my lu had a miscarriage last night.. or yesterday. and this morning i had a funeral for the poor lil bugga. ">mommy. daddy. ...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:40:00 PST

take it eeeasy man.

nacho libre was GREAT. i love jack black. im going outta town on vacation with john wallaby ;)) laters hoe! ooxxooxxXoOx *seashell.
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:08:00 PST

sleepy sleepy time.

oo john, i love you ;)) *seashell.
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

it's no fun 'til someone dies!!

so i woke up this morning cuz i was throwing punches in my sleep. lol. CRAZY BITCH!! and then i was in an extremly bad mood. cuz.. i dunno, it was a weird dream. * * * * * * * * * * * * its raini...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:38:00 PST

i want to fucking tear you apart.

fuck a god damn bitch. i make great food. its sorta, like magic. ya know? o yea, im that good. so yea i think if everyone ate my food the sun would never stop shining. and people would get along a...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:23:00 PST

damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

alright. who put the tiny little black dog in my restroom, cuz i need to pee. and i dont know where this creature came from. *seashell.
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST

yar.

well things have been crazy, and i havent been able to get on myspace lately. awe, dont be sad :(   haha, yea whatever anyways. im working at a daycare, got a class of 1yr olds.   but...
Posted by there is no you there is only me. on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:09:00 PST