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lauren jones

no. no no no no no! bitch please.

About Me

i cause a stink about most things; a real whiner.

My Interests

tea, toast, talk

I'd like to meet:

myself in a whole new light.

Music:

queens of the stone age, mstrkrft, interpol, yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

night at the museum

Television:

iron chef

Books:

catcher in the rye - salinger,oedipus rex - sophoclese,cat on a hot tin roof, the glass menagerie - tennessee williams,king lear - shakespeare,american psycho, less than zero, glamorama - bret easton-ellis,survivor, choke, diary - chuck palanuik,kiss me judas, hell's half acre - will christopher baer,the secret lives of girls - sharon lamb,love is a dog from hell - bukowski,a complicated kindness - miriam towes,a wild peculiar joy - irving layton,jonathan livingston seagull - richard bach,contortionist's handbook - craig clevenger

Heroes:

god

My Blog

you're so nosey

so i'll make it easy for you: lalalaurenjones.blogspot.com
Posted by lauren jones on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST

sex and the city

the movie? really?do you seriously have to? aw man!this is a show i dislike for the same reasons as the gilmore girls; the dialouge and characters are both a blasé combination of idealistic and irrita...
Posted by lauren jones on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:40:00 PST

r.i.p myspace

deadsville this place is.
Posted by lauren jones on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

the agreement

he goes like this ?! and i go like this !?it's cute.
Posted by lauren jones on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST

so?

i have very little time to finish a buttload of assignments that are due for my stupid world issues course! i totally forgot about drop dead dates & thought i had way more time....like two more we...
Posted by lauren jones on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

LEJ life lesson #387648

the golden rule.anyone know what it is?seems to me like the answer is no, but either way let me fill you in:treat others the way you want to be treated.and if you choose not to follow the golden rule,...
Posted by lauren jones on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

you don't have to kick it

yesterday i downloaded every JEM and the Holograms song in existence, does that make me a loser? i'm guessing yeah it does, but the good news is that i totally don't give a shit. JEM was the bomb shit...
Posted by lauren jones on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

nonlife ruiner

totally just got accepted into mcmaster!!!!!watch out!
Posted by lauren jones on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

hit me baby...

i think it was john galliano in the latest vogue or vanity fair or elle or something that said that this year's trend is being nice, because bitchiness is so out; so to all you dumb girls who still ha...
Posted by lauren jones on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

yeaaaaah, son!

this weekend was totally beyond!michael and i missioned so sweet to niagara falls; we got there at roughly 5pm on friday and arrived home at 7ish last night. man oh man, where to start! i was specific...
Posted by lauren jones on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST