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The Boinkers

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Ladies And Gentlemen... The Boinkers…. Who the heck are they…. Where did they come from….And why are they here???? Well….in short…. We’re a buncha goofballs… from down the block…. who jus’ wanna ROCK! Flying under the banner of “IMAGE?…..WHAT IMAGE?!?!” the Boinkers set out to turn the musical world on it’s ear. Then realizing that doing so would leave everybody half-deaf, we decided on just playing the music that we like to play. Throughout our history, the Boinkers have done their best to avoid the pitfalls that plague many bands…like over-indulgence in drugs, alcohol,naked women-Well, 2 outa 3 ain’t bad. If you love to listen to quality music from professionals who don't take the world too seriously but do so with their craft then come on down. The ironic thing is that everyone in the band is 29 years old and have previously declined to do photo shoots for the tabloids.The making of a Legend...

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Member Since: 1/1/2007
Band Website: www.TheBoinkers.com
Band Members: Bozo,Damage,Gizmo,Schroeder,Spanky
Influences: Bad
Sounds Like: Aerosmith Rolling Stones Led Zeppelin Eagles AC/DC Boston Def Leppard Van Halen ZZ Top Journey Queen Styx Deep Purple Kiss Lynyrd Skynyrd Judas Priest Guns 'n Roses Billy Squier Night Ranger Bon Jovi
Record Label: adhesive
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

BOINKERS, BOOBS, & BRATS!

On May 29th The Boinkers will be playing a Breast Cancer Fundraiser in Puyallup.We're callin' it "THE BOINKERS... a buncha Boobs playin' for Boo.... uh... Charity!"We love breasts ! We love women!  We...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:16:00 GMT

The Awful Boinker Truth

Someone asked for it so here is a first historical blog.  Will there be a quiz on Monday?   They say that the sum of the parts&&. is often times greater than the parts themselves. Just thi...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:24:00 GMT