banging on things with sticks, jumping on couches, falling down stairs, getting speeding tickets, outing friends on accident, staying up too late, assassinations, twin peaks on dvd, the pbr that I've heard so much about, mocojojo island, woman island, islands in general, The Beerpack, getting 'peppered up', public intoxication, olde tyme tennis dress-up, collin, yelling at collin for "leaving me" even though we are neither dating nor is he going anywhere anytime soon, Ugly Parlor and Ugly Parlor photography, White Dog, the Roman Coin as a goal, escaping killer swans, swimming toward freedom, taunting people/things, pedophilic bestiality, Couch Party 2005, Father's Day Bong-o-Rama 2006, Miracle Day, living in claire's living room, breaking my ankle, polio crutches, "quitting" smoking, unemployment, 10 for $1 ramen noodles, Jalapeno Pepper Circle of Death, going to london and then coming back from london, talking about how expensive london was, divorcing my car, early morning McDonald's crying jags, free bagels from Neil and Diane, Picture Wall, Jesus Curtains, our new house, birthday parties at our new house, pornogami, Colored Growings & Inoffensive Mascots, drumming in a bikini (both impractical AND severely unflattering!), my Amazing Technicolor Dream Shawl, Tiger Jumpsuit, A Vision in Orange: The Jumpsuit, cougar farm co-ownership, man blanching, Super Top Boy, monkey kaleidoscope, Tony Snow Pony, The Adventures of Nightmare and Gay Guy, Eat The Beef: The Game, Zimne Piwo, Whaaale, Vision Quests, Nude Mortimar, reckless grad school application, immediate grad school deferral, eventual grad school attendance, drunken banking ("It's okay everybody... I'm just drunk!")
I'd like to meet:
Zombie John F. Kennedy
Music:
Songs about both ill-fated drag racing and Man Golf. And the Kinks for Wound Cleaning Time.
Movies:
Bikini Cavegirl. Salo. Puce Moment. And that is all.
Television:
Tsunami programming, cring-inducing MTV documentaries about fat kids, DeGrassi: The Next Generation, Noah's Ark on LOGO, and the Super Nanny episode where the little kid says to his dad, "I have a new nickname for you... Ass."
Books:
'The World of Lions' coloring book (which features squirrels and bison but not one lion)
