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Pity for the Pious

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About Me

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My Interests

I have no problem fighting a baby.

I'd like to meet:

An acid dealer.

Music:

KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, The Faint, The Cure, The The, bands that start with the, AFX, Aphex Twin, Process, Die Warzau, Squarepusher, TV On The Radio, Saul Williams, Dillinger Escape Plan, M.I.A, Skinny Puppy, Queens Of The Stone Age, Ritalin, Gorillaz,99% of anything on Death Row, Black Keys, This Alibi, Deftones, Error, Oghre, Ministry, The Damage Manual, Murder INC, Download, Pigface, Radiohead, The Black Heart Procession, Wagon Christ, Roman Numerals, PIG, Tom Waits, Portishead, Rage Against The Machine-Evil Empire, Six Underground(the one good Sneaker Pimps song), And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Anvil Chorus, Johnny Cash,nearlY, 12 Rounds, Autolux, Pitchshifter, Alec Empire, Tweaker, Death From Above 1979, Speedy J, Goldfrapp, Lovage, Mellowdrone, UNKLE, Bob Dylan, El-P, Pucifer. Goon Moon, Foetus, Tom Waits, Mc Ren, Gnarls Barkley, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Kills, Aesop Rock, Hard-Fi

Movies:

Anime, and anything by Asian/British directors. They can do no wrong. Dis eess true.

Television:

Televisions were essentially created for video games and cartoons. If you disagree, you suck ass.

Books:

The End of Faith,The God Delusion,Napalm & Silly Putty,Choke,Survivor,Fluke,Lamb,The Inferno,A Happy Death,The Stranger,Thus Spoke Zarathustra,1776,Real Ultimate Power,The Demon Haunted World:Science As A Candle In The Dark,The Great And Secret Show,The Gangs Of New York,Young Stalin, Concrete,Bullet-Proof,Invisible+Fried:My Life As A Revolting Cock, Mr. B Gone,

Heroes:

Budd Dwyer.

My Blog

necessary

     Lets say I'm wearing a hoodie and someone asks me " Are you cold?". Is it proper for me to say " Yes you fucktard, that is why I'm wearing it", or should I go with " No actual...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Porn.

    I decided to make name acronyms for some people I know/have known. These name acronyms will not be very good . Lost his front teethAte bags of meth  when we got pulled overRece...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:25:00 PST

Acid-Do Want.

 A few weeks ago a friend that I used to work with called me up to tell me about his wife. She’s been sick for a while, and apparently things are not looking good. He told me he was having...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST

Proxy

    The strip club is an awesome idea. It's a building full of hot naked women, and to me thatissobadass! So let's say your in a strip club and it dawns on you: it would be really cool ...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:11:00 PST

Nothing smaller than your elbow.

    Bluetooth . I'm not going to hold it against anyone if they utilize this technology when they drive. Yessir it's safer. You still look like a chump, but I feel better knowing some j...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:32:00 PST

Tagtacular-a-thon

  Me:1.  When I do watch porn I never jack off. I curl into a fetal position and sob uncontrollably. Porn bums me out.2. Chicken flavored ramen noodles are fucking disgusting. Let me let you...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

Skirts

    I thought I should include a quick guide on how to piss me off in one second.1. Ask me if I saw show A,B,C or whatever the fuck it was you watched last night. I don't care. I didn't...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST

Letter

Dear place where I work:Hey it's me, your newest and most humble employee. I wanted to write you a quick thank you note regarding your bathrooms. It's so refreshing to use clean and well maintained re...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:07:00 PST

Time of the month.

So we who live in the Kansas City vicinity got some snow. There is nothing more beautiful than a blanket of white that forces people to forget they live in the middle of a fucking country that recieve...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:43:00 PST

Whats in a name?

I'll admit I thought "emo" people were awesome from the get go. First off they probably hate being labled. Who's right is it to label someone when they are only trying to identify with the pain they f...
Posted by Pity for the Pious on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:19:00 PST