matty

one second happiness...

today i was sitting in the park here in antigua reading a book (hemingway´s islands in the stream, it´s good if anyone wants to check it out) and listening to the ipod, when i suddenly realized that i...
Posted by matty on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

clip on ties and the president of guatemala...

is it ok to wear a clip on tie when you meet the president of guatemala?
Posted by matty on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:08:00 PST

why myspace is better than real email...

even though i like to fill out a survey when im bored to sh@t every now and then i dont understand this whole obsession with sending forwards all the friggin time.  who honestly believes that tom...
Posted by matty on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:09:00 PST

thank you notes...

is anyone else scared of wiritng thank you notes?  i received some money for christmas from some friends of the family and now my parents are pressuring me to write them some thank you notes.&nbs...
Posted by matty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

bonehead of the year award...this year´s winner...ME

when i was in college every year my soccer coach gave out the prestigious ´bonehead award¨.  competition was stiff and you had to do some pretty stupid s#&t to win it.  which i can say t...
Posted by matty on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:23:00 PST

more poo...

why is it that girls always seem to stop up the toilet? i´m not saying every girl has a propensity for this pastime, but from my experiences so far it seems pretty common.  MARY BAKER is the culp...
Posted by matty on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

poo...

 my toilet is clogged...i didn´t do it.  it wouldn´t be so bad if i had.  someone else did it and then left me a note saying that they had left me a present.  who clogs someone els...
Posted by matty on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST