mike.branski - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Developer.
Photographer.
Straight Edge.

class Girlfriend { static $argues = false; static $interestedIn = 'Mike'; public $isHot = true; public $isFunny = true; // important! public $isInTrouble = false;public function sexyTime() { do { $this-sexyTime(); } while { $this-isInTrouble === false; } }public function caughtCheating() { die($this-interestedIn . " doesn't deserve that!"); } }// Usage $you = new Girlfriend(); $you-isHot = true; $you-isFunny = true; $you-isInTrouble = false; I have moved to http://www.myspace.com/mikebranski !

My Interests

Photography, Web development, Web standards, general coding, jQuery, constantly learning, reading

I'd like to meet:

echo $you == 'awesome' ? 'You' : 'Someone else';

And Yifei Liu

And these sloths.

Music:

Brand New, Monty Are I, The Matches, Thursday

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Family Guy, Spongebob, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Deadliest Catch

Books:

The Legend of Drizzt Do'Urden, Dragonlance, Harry Potter, "Hello, Lied the Agent", The Ultimate Tea Diet

My Blog

Birthday Barbeque (new day!)

Having a barbeque and (root) beer kegs on Saturday to celebrate my 21st birthday. Any and all are welcome to come and eat food (grilling out, will have veggie burgers for those who don't eat meat), go...
Posted by mike.branski on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

Just because you are scene

Just because you are scene, that does not give you an excuse to talk like "a 13 yr old n a chat rm." Same goes if you're hot. It just doesn't cut it.Things are not "fukin awesum," they're "fucking awe...
Posted by mike.branski on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

A better use for condoms

[link]Genius.
Posted by mike.branski on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

Google says

Got the kinks with my blog worked out; turns out it was an .htaccess value that needed to be added, nothing more.So, I lost some file uploads, my flickr plugin, among others, but I'm back up and runni...
Posted by mike.branski on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

Virb

In the coming months I may be disabling my MySpace in favor ofhttp://www.virb.com/mikebranski
Posted by mike.branski on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

New girl

So, I figured now's as good a time as any to announce I got a new girlfriend!Here's a picture of her; hot, I know!Oh, did I mention she's an object-oriented class?I'm a computer nerd, and we all know ...
Posted by mike.branski on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

Thus from my lips by thine, my sin is purged

And by way of yours, by purity divine, I remain holy. Again a night by and I pass on sin.
Posted by mike.branski on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:13:00 PST

Brand New

This is short and sweet, but oh so sweet...I put in a request for a photo pass to shoot at the Brand New show this month. I'll let you guys know if I get it.A little back-history: I'm heavily into con...
Posted by mike.branski on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

Keepin' Up

So I got to trying out something new just now: perhaps regular even "pointless" posts will get me in to regular "habit" of writing. I don't care much to use the word "habit" because I don't want...
Posted by mike.branski on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Moments Like These

Today was rough. Without wanting to go into much detail about it, I will point out something truly special. True friends that being of which I speak. On a day where leaving the state is a welcoming so...
Posted by mike.branski on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST