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Error_303

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like small fluffy rabbits and pretty flowers. I have an invisible friend call bobby and he makes me do naughty things to myself. My social worker says stop it but it makes bobby more excited. I dance like a wind up toy with a gammy leg and smell like my nan,probably because I wear her dirty knickers. I'm addicted to the smell of women and harass people if they reject me, I also collect cuttings of hair from my victims..so if u wanna be my friend msg me and we can go play in the traffic together. Msn - [email protected] I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Cyber/Goth/Apocolyptic fashion,Women, Cycling, Weightlifting, Cheese,Dandelion & Burdock, Swiss Roll, Jim Beam+Ameretto+coke=My drink of choice, Hedonism, BDSM imagery, Tattoos, Fantasy novels,Fantasy Fine art (keith thompson for instance. www.keiththompsonart.com ) Nature, Science, Geology, Staring out the window of trains /cars etc, people watching. I also have a fascination with the 1st and 2nd world war.

I'd like to meet:

Catherine Boshuizen,Jamie Eason,Arnold Schwarzenegger,Sylvester Stallone people don't seem to realise how amazing his physique was,Charles Bronson the inmate as he is an amazing physical specimen read up on him and his prowess,The person responsible for the ideas behind kids tv....no wonder there fucked up...barnie so i can stamp on him....big bird for anal intrusion.....willy wonka to see why he only lets kiddies in?...oh yeah and to meet anyone who puts "i'm so strange" or "im ugly,so hate me" do us all a favor go live in the cupboard under the stairs....whoever decided ink looks good on skin"good work fella!"......and jesus so i can tell him to run and hide

Music:

Iced Earth, Pantera, Lamb of God, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Machine Head, Altern-8, 2 Unlimited, Apoptygma Bezerk,Namnambulu, Lights of Euphoria, Grendel, Blutengel, Psyclon-nine, Funker Vogt, Assemblage 23, Combichrist, Cesium137, Covenant, Punto-Omega, Culture Kulture, Das Ich, Depeche Mode, Demons & Wizards, HMB, The Mercy Cage, Epsilon Minus, Syrian, Droom, Front line assembly, Front 242, Frozen Plasma, Glis, Mindless Self Indulgance, Plastic, Future sound of london, Icon of coil, Orbital, The ORB, Interlock, KMFDM, Rammstein, Soilwork, Hed-Pe, Seabound, The Azoic, Life of Agony, Project Pitchfork, Hocico, Neurotic Fish, Pride and Fall, Oomph!, Suicide Commando, XPQ-21, Wumpscut, London After Midnight, Mindless Faith, Portishead, Sworn enemy, Pop Will Eat Itself, Sheep on drugs, Leftfield, VnV-Nation, War of the worlds(not really an album as such but i fucking love it), Insekt, In Strict Confidence, Run Level Zero, Iris, LAB4, Rotersand, O.V.N.I,

Movies:

The Three Amigos....Demolition man....Brotherhood of the Wolf......Mousehunt....Once were warriors....Conan the destroyer....Conan the beserker....Red Sonja.....Krull....Critters......Resident Evil.....We were soldiers.......Platoon.....Green mile.....The patriot.....Groundhog day...Ghostbusters....Scrooged...im a big bill murray fan.....Outbreak.....The Stand.......and Lord of the Rings trilogy(they are amazing no matter how many people moan about it doesnt follow the book enough! fuck off)

Television:

Battlestar Gallactica....Later with Jools Holland....Band of Brothers....RiverCottage....Time team....Meet the ancestors....Walking with dinosaurs....Worlds most dangerous.......anything, CSI, anything with pathology, murder, ancient civilizations, nature or science

Books:

Terry Pratchett,Steven Saylor,Patricia Cornwell,Tom Holt,James Herbert,Brian Jaques, Terry Brooks and the Duncton Mole books...loads ok

Heroes:

Attila the hun....."Conan, the Cimmerian, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.".....Oscar from Sesame Street.....Wiley Coyote.....Asterix and Obelix.

My Blog

Keeping in touch

Being bored on night shift makes you do things you'd never think of doing normally like tonight for example I went to the very first messages i ever got on here and noticed how many great people i hav...
Posted by Error_303 on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST

Fatty boom boom

How hard is it to lose the lard? I'm making ok-ish gains but losing the fat is a toughy. I'm tackling 7 floors worth of stairs at least 5 times a day and weights 4 times a week. eating quite well and ...
Posted by Error_303 on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

I had a thought

We all know the sea levels are rising and that it's raining loads more than it should, right? Well I have my own idea as to the reason why. I recently read and article stating that the average tree h...
Posted by Error_303 on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

Download 2007

Well what can I say? I learnt that security guards pick on and rob kids, I learned that £10 gets you a meal and a cup of tea and enough money to buy a Poo token ;o)I learnt that Devildriver are actual...
Posted by Error_303 on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST

As I mature

As I mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. ...
Posted by Error_303 on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST

Heated Fucking What?................

OK I'm in one of my silly moods today and thought I'd ask a very relevant question.....................What the fuck are heated eyelash curlers all about? and what sort of cunt actually pays money for...
Posted by Error_303 on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Bombs on planes

so they have foiled a plot to blow planes up in the air, whoohoo.why are people suprised? im amazed it took them this fucking long to try it.apparantely the main plotters are born in the uk, not a sup...
Posted by Error_303 on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

I'm moving this weekend

Well here we go again, I'm moving again into my 11th Yes 11th new home. After nearly 3 years of noisy twats from saks and the high street waking me up EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT OF THE WEEK. This wil...
Posted by Error_303 on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

Pile of Toss

On the BBC website today i found this intellectual dynomite.Wait for  it.....WAAAIIIT FORRR IT.... A top scientist has concluded that girls who bully when young will generally make bad mothers&nb...
Posted by Error_303 on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

YOU HORRID LITTLE MAN

On the coach to Belgium this weekend i looked out the window to see a man in a silver BMW wearin nothing but a t-shirt and shoes masturbating whilst looking at a group of boys further back on the coac...
Posted by Error_303 on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST