These are apparently real Family Fortunes Answers |
Something you would play with in the bath: "A bazooka.." Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.." A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.." Someone or something whose existe...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:15:00 GMT |
Fuck immigration |
Immigration Why do so many illegal immigrants / asylum seekers come to the UK? This is mostly after passing through many other countries on the way where they could (and legally should) have said ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:40:00 GMT |
Why Americans shouldn't be allowed to travel |
I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
I'm the unknown stuntman who makes Eastwood like so fine |
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:33:00 GMT |
Re-discovering my old favourites |
It was almost ten years ago that I saw Pantera at Dynamo Festival and about half that since I lost my Vulgar Display of Power album and stopped listening to Metal. Well no longer! For your viewing ple...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:56:00 GMT |
The best review of Bloodsport I've ever seen |
Bloodsport (1988)Starring: Jean-Claude Van DammeReviewed by Billy Beermann When he's not fighting his twin brother/clone in a Freudian case study or playing a cyborg, Jean-Claude Van Damme can be f...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:39:00 GMT |
Santa Cruz |
Well here I am on my last full day in America. We've not been here very long but seeing as we're in a luxury Hotel and all food and drink is paid for by my company you can't complain. The weather is s...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
Going to America! |
This Saturday myself and Blinky Kev are going to Santa Cruz for a few days of team building, high fiving American shinanigans. But it's free and it means not being at work so what can you say? Picture...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:38:00 GMT |
Luke Bryant-Harle: The cutest baby ever? |
A nurse from another ward came up specifically to see him because she'd heard he was the cutest baby they'd ever had in Intensive Care
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:21:00 GMT |
My boy is ill :( |
Little Luke is having some problems in the Hospital and he may have to have an operation on his ticker. So please, when you can spare a second send some love his way and if you believe in God..Allah.....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:28:00 GMT |
