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MeLiSsA

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About Me

Nobody ever reads this shit, so I can racka racka all I want, and if ya don't like it, you are perfectly welcome to point your eyeballs elsewhere...Dude...I'll tell you what, I know for a fact that dudes get some kind of version of PMS, why else would they get so bitchy sometimes? I think it's stupid that people think they can grow some dreds, buy some incense and roll a doobie, and call themselves a hippie. Nice try, losers, real hippies are WAY cooler than you...and what's with dreds on white people, anyway? And really, just because you bought a cool buckle at the mall, drive a truck that is so big that it serves no function but to make you look stupid driving down 4th Street or whatever, and listen to Rascall freakin' Flatts, you ain't really country...I believe that Noel Gallagher IS the good looking brother...I think that foreign accents are hot...not all of them, but a lot of them. I also believe in Leprechauns, as a matter of fact, I work with a few...I think that if you actually think that you are better than anyone else, that's a surefire sign that you are NOT...I think that if you are at the concert to meet the band, you are not really interested in the music...and on that note, I don't think there is any such thing as a bad dancer...I think that you shouldn't tell people how to do something unless you have done it yourself, or at least have the balls to say that you have never done it before. I'm not afraid to tell someone that I don't know what I'm talking about, neither should you be...I think that if you have a problem, speak the fuck up, or if you can't, write a damned note. No one can REALLY read your mind...and I believe that NO ONE ON THIS PLANET HAS THE RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE IN MONTE FRICKIN' RIO, CALIFORNIA!!!!!! I think that although it is nice that chicks post pics of themselves 3/4 naked for their MySpace default pics, some of us don't have to show body parts to be awesome...I do believe that you catch more flies with honey, but there are times when nothing but a fly swatter will do...And finally, I love coffee. Shoot, I love coffee more than beer...Thank you, and have a nice day...In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, A land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Melissa, a mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle. The power... the passion... the danger... Her courage will change the world...

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My Interests

Music:

..Billy Idol, Oasis, Eric Lindell, Waylon Jennings, The Thugz, Rob Zombie, Big and Rich, Godsmack, Chris LeDoux, Alice in Chains, Disturbed, Groovy Rednecks, The Pine Box Boys, George Strait, The Beatles, The Doors, 2 Live Crew, Hank Jr, the list goes on and on and on and on and on...

Movies:

Scary Movies!!!

Television:

CSI: Everywhere,The Sopranos,Girls Next Door,I Love New York

Books:

Anne Rice and Patricia Cornwell!!

Heroes:

Myself, and my Brothers

My Blog

Warm Weather Please?

  Don't get me wrong, winter is great. I don't mind the rain, and living in Cazadero, California, it's a damn good thing. But this year was a cold one, and it's still cold!   I am ready for...
Posted by MeLiSsA on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST