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About Me

Okay chillun listen up. I am not your average bear. Though there are things I am absolutely average at. Much of the time I find myself 90 degrees away from whatever everyone else is doing. But if I happen to be swimming in the mainstream from time to time that's fine with me, too. I'm not exactly sure what it is I'm trying to say right here but yanno, it's grand and all so we'll just go with it.I'm a writer. I like a good story, if it's in a book, a movie, or a song doesn't matter, I just like to see something magnificent. In a sense you can say I just sit around and make shit up, that's pretty much the long and short of it. I haven't written a masterpiece yet but I'm working on it. But even though words are supposed to be my specialty sometimes I absolutely suck at communicating with people. It's a blessing and a curse.Anyhow I know a little bit about a lot of things and a lot about very little. But I'm working on it. I'm a hard person to get to know but I'm very easy to get along with. I also have a knack for getting people to giggle, sometimes it's not even at my own expense.I'm a fat man who's losing his hair. If you're looking for Prince Charming you might as well head on down the road a bit. But to tell you the truth, you should never trust a cat that wears a cape and sings all the time. Something's not kosher with that dude.So that's my profile introduction, kids. Be excellent to each other.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are funny. People who are smart. I'd really like to meet people who are smart and funny. Hell, I'd like to meet everyone, just about.Read this jive!

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My Blog

Changing Locations.

So folks I'll be keeping the blog here. for those of you who keep up with that sort of thing. I can't keep up with that sort of thing, so it's better to put it all in one place.Be excellent.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:06:00 GMT

There It Go.

Antibaby is back!
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:09:00 GMT

Prodigal Comeback Post Thing.

So I haven't posted in here for a while, huh? I should really learn to keep track of things better. Anyhow, so if you aren't someone I talk to on a regular basis, or you haven't been to my other profi...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:15:00 GMT

A Trailer.

So instead of wasting all the footage we shot for a Visit With Theodore I got a wild hair and put together sort of a trailer:A Visit With Theodore Trailer Enjoy!
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:09:00 GMT

A Shiner and a Disco Ball

So tonight I have my Shiner and my disco ball is a'spinnin' and I'm left to ponder the meaning of the Universe. It's been a long ass weekend and believe it or not I'm ready to get back to work. We wra...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:29:00 GMT

George Carlin on Death - RIP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU There'll never be another one like him. You could even say he was a prophet, never afraid to speak the truth as he saw it.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:43:00 GMT

Movies.

So go to my Subliminal Karate Productions profile and buddy it poste haste. You will be jazzed, but also vaguely disappointed. This is my first video, watch and enjoy, or not, it's your oyster.A Crapt...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:48:00 GMT

Lesson Learned

So I discovered that it's pretty much impossible to look cool while listening to NPR. Lesson learned, folks, lesson learned.I did hear about this Russian doomsday cult that holed up in a cave to wait ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Snowflakes

So how do they know that no two snowflakes are exactly alike? How can they tell? The only way you could be absolutely certain is if you kept records of each and every snowflake that has ever fallen si...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:54:00 GMT

Trust Me This Will All Make Sense.

I spent part of today doing a shot sequence for a four page film involving sock puppets. I could have done the film myself, but I forgot my socks and I couldn't find a screwdriver. I was thinking I co...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:30:00 GMT