PENIS SYRINGE

..David Toe Nail Surgery, Jason Puke, and me (Razor Dick), decided to get together one day around September 2004 because we were fed up with all the typical generic music, We wanted to hear loud, fast, obscene and obnoxious gutter punk. At first David was going to play bass but we didn't have a drummer so he bought a drum set and now was the drummer for the band. We still didn't have a name and were thinking of some when David said that we should be called Penis Syringe. He got the name when he was working at Whataburger, he said he saw this biker come in and that he thought that it said "Penis Syringe" at the side of his vest, but it said some other crap.We had a few shows without a bassist, then we asked Dr. Fred if he wanted to join. The first practice with Dr. Fred was also the first day he palayed a show with us. The next day I went to his house to tell him we had practice, but there was nobody at his house and the neighbor told me they moved away. I told people that Dr. Fred got kidnaped. Then I met Andrew and formed a band with him called "The Blow Up Dolls"(with Andrew on guitar). When that band broke up I told Andrew to come play bass for Penis Syringe and he did! When people started talking shit about us we didn't give a fuck about what they thought about us, they didn't like us well fuck 'em. Our shows were violent. I enjoyed rolling on the floor and shoving and screaming at the small crowd that we used to get to give them a good experience. Our lyrics were about, hippies from outer space, drinking pickle juice, Dogs, Anti - rape, Anti - drugs, Cannibalism, Food, buying vinyl records, natural disasters, Bullshit cops, and many other stuff but mostly about being drug free and cussing at the spiky hair drunk punx. Hopefully we influenced some people to not give into peer pressure of doing drugs, and to make fast-as-fuck music, during our short existence.
David is now playing drums for Noise-Violence band This Super-Shock Film[myspace.com/ShockViolence] and I'm not singing anymore. I'm playing drums for Death Thrash band Terrorist[myspace.com/BiologicalTerroristicWarfare]. I haven't heard of any bands Andrew and Jason have made after Penis Syringe's demise, But Jason did tell me that he wanted to sell his guitar. Update: This Super Shock Film is no longer a band. David is now playing in Black/D-Beat/Crust band Terminal Existance. Terrorist is going to tour Mexico on November of 2007!!!

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