Hmm;where to start.I was born in a clone hatchery on Altere 7.My egg was purchased by a Dilithium mining cooperative on Zeta 2.Our transport was captured and assimilated by the Baptist collective,where they attempted(without success)to implant my body with cybernetic fact inhibitors and magical thinking promoters.After multiple failures to assimilate me in to their collective,they dropped me off on the doorstep of a Dadaist monastery,where I was taught the gentile art of Bush-Fu(the art of defending yourself by stuttering and rambling incoherently).When I grew to be an adult,I was conscripted into the intergalactic Marines.My final test was to be a survival challenge.They dropped me off on this planet named Terra,and stated that they will be back to pick me up in 40 years.Apparently its a sort of pass/fail type of test.If I'm still alive when they return,then I have passed.}
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