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Meh

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a woman. I love to sing. I am a college student. I dream about zombies and about flying. I like to procrastinate. I appriciate the cycles of life in myself and in the enviornment around me. I love my friends and appriciate them for all their unique talents and personalities. I love my family and don't see them as much as I would like to. I love my husband for a million reasons. I like guns and motorcycles. I also like to knit and cuddle. I like to learn and expirience new things. I like to eat steak and lobster. I like to make out. I have a fat kitty named Mickey. Cats and rats are my two favorite animals. My favorite colors are Black, pink and brown. Reading this paragraph doesn't even bring you close to knowing the magnificence that is me.

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My Interests

music, movies, rats, tattoos, firearms, throwing rocks, knitting, moist towlettes, fire, blood, gentials, pictures of anorexics, broken sprinklers, thrift store shopping, houseplants, thongs with band logos, Chachi stories, and I like drawrings.

I'd like to meet:

People who can operate planes, tanks, machine guns, and various impliments of battle. People who like to forget about the rest of the world and want to drink and play music. People into mexicana who love the noises that come out of an accordian. I'm openminded as long as you don't display qualities as a complete dumbfuck. Just talk to me, start a conversation and we'll go from there.

Music:

Anything I can shake my booty to. Anything I can sing along with. Anything that I can rock out to. Anything that makes me cry. Anything that makes me laugh. Anything that breaks the rules. All that is good and none that sucks.

Movies:

Blood In Blood Out.

Television:

Simpsons, Sopranos, Just Shoot Me, King of the Hill, Oblongs, Home Movies, Family Guy, lots and lots of cartoons, Rosanne, Weeds, Mega Match Sensacional, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Law and Order, First 48, cop shows, and court tv.

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, Tales of Ordinary Madness, All Christopher Moore books, training manuels, 1984, The Stand, various books about grrls....women musicians/writers and shit. Various books on history/science/sociology. Last but not least I Am Jackie Chan.

Heroes:

My Dad, because he's BADASS.

My Blog

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  I have so much to do, but I wanna just say "fuck it". Actually I want to do more, but I'm sort of stuck....or lazy...or both maybe. I really just want to hang out and watch cartoons in my jammi...
Posted by Meh on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST

Spooky

    I almost had a heart attack just now. I was sitting here, smoking a cigarette, and thinking about how cool it is that it's Halloween. Then, right outside my window I heard some nois...
Posted by Meh on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

I’ve got to stop sleeping by electrical outlets

I had a dream that my vagina fell out. It's really been fucking with my head. Although, due to the severity of my cramps right now, I really wish it would fall out. Ho hum. I'm so fuckin bored right ...
Posted by Meh on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

Ladies are for babies...

New aquaintance/ random stranger: "Do you have kids?" Me: "no." New aquaintance/ random stranger: "What? Why not?" Me: "I don't want any." New aquaintance/ random stranger: "Really? Don't you like kid...
Posted by Meh on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

Need a moment?

 Need a moment to think of a lie to tell your girlfriend? Eat a candy bar! Need a moment to make your friend look like an idiot for doing the exact same thing you're doing, just so you can pick u...
Posted by Meh on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

The history of my future

  My favorite professor learned my name. I still don't think he can pronounce my last name, which isn't that hard to pronouce, but he knows my first name. Ha! Ok, I'm a dork, but it's exciting to...
Posted by Meh on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

gloom and doom

  I'm not a happy person today. I'm cranky, pessimistic and I hate the fucking white man.   I should get more sleep....a nice long dirt nap sounds good.   *screams*...
Posted by Meh on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

What the fuck do you care?

Friday, September 28, 2007 Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) With a limited number of options, you may feel trapped by your own familiar patterns today. Part of the problem is that you may have sacrificed i...
Posted by Meh on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:35:00 PST

Sleep: Friend or Foe?

 I would give anything for a 12 hour nap, I'm so exhausted, so drained. My house is completely wrecked, I have reading and papers and presentations out the wazoo to do, and I spent 7 hours fillin...
Posted by Meh on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

It’s been an interesting day

 There was a big black widow in the front pocket of my backpack. I stared at her trying to figure out how I was going to remove her without her running deeper into the pocket and hiding amongst m...
Posted by Meh on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST