I'm Not Tom, You B@$t@rd$! [PIR]

About Me

I don't work at MySpace and I'm not here to help you. Don't send me a message if you're confused by anything. Remember, there's no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people!

I may not have been on your friend list when you signed up, but I'll hunt you down and take you out if I'm not your friend. I'll Find You! You're on my list!!!

Also, don't feel free to tell me what features you want to see on MySpace. I don't care. I'm just here mackin'.

My Interests

Dang good photo's, if you ask me!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who educate, inspire or entertain me... I have a few close friends I've known all my life. I'd like to make more.

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Oh god, had you going there, didn't I! Jeez, what a bunch of gullible @ssholes!

At least find me some other people to heap my bitterness on...

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My Blog

The Uselessness of the American Media

OK, so I was reading the American News the otherday and I came across THIS and THIS.Now, go look on google news. Heck, go look anywhere. How come not one article sayd "Vandal mowed down"? He was VA...
Posted by I'm Not Tom, You B@$t@rd$! [PIR] on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

It's like grease for your blood!

So now I see McDonalds and KFC are still working on getting rid of "Trans-Fats". First off: What the FUCK is KFC? Is that Kentucky Fried Chicken? What, are the kids today to lazy to type? Christ, god ...
Posted by I'm Not Tom, You B@$t@rd$! [PIR] on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

This Dang New Fangled Interweb Thingie

Look, I know that here in the Tent of Solitude" I may not be on the cutting edge of technology. Heck, I never even knew this here interweb-thingie was a bunch of tubes! But could someone tell me why h...
Posted by I'm Not Tom, You B@$t@rd$! [PIR] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:38:00 PST