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Jester

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I'm Mike, I do many things. I have a constant need to be doing something. Patience is not a strong point for me, I stutter when I'm angry. I speak slowly when I'm enraged. I talk w/my hands, I smirk when I lie. I have no poker face. I don't like fatties. I can eat Nacho Cheese Doritoes w/Salsa con Queso all day. DD means 3 things to me, Designated Driver, Designated Drunk, and Lotsa Breasts...I only like 2 of them. I talk a lot....especially when I'm nervous or tired. Homeless ppl suck. I listen to lots of music. I can't sleep unless the bed is made. My pup-pup is amazing, so is my car. I like piercings and tats, I had many of one, and I want more of the other. I will watch live infomercials just to see mistakes. I make inappropriate faces at children when their parents aren't looking. I like telling jokes that aren't funny just to see how many ppl will laugh so it won't seem like they didn't get it. I will say rude things to old people who can't hear well just to watch their reactions as I cover it up w/something completely different. I know what a Ka-Boom, Slumbuster, Buggahog, and Skeftila is. I'm smarter than you. If you pass out at a party, I will draw on you. Enough about me though, tell me about you....

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I listen to a lotta different types of Music, Rap, rock, alternative...don't really see the point of Punk, and I strongly dislike Country...and can someone please tell me wtf is up w/Emo?

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Heroes:

I'm Mike Gossman...do I really need another hero in my life

My Blog

And this is my weekend

So after recovering from a very very long nite that went well into the morning, we went out for the Music Fest....as we are there and I am contemplating whether or not drinking is in the cards for ton...
Posted by Jester on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:04:00 PST

New England

Today I returned from a crazy 12 days in NH.  It was great to see everyone again.  I had a spectacular time, maintained a 3 drink minimum everywhere we went, and met up w/ppl I haven't ...
Posted by Jester on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

More things I've learned while drinking

1.  Never challenge a dyke to do anything, she will try to prove that she can do anything a guy can do....even if that means walking on fire. 2.  Drinking games are fun, until hot coals are ...
Posted by Jester on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST

Things I've learned while drinking

Things I've learned while drinking    Some of you may understand what they mean, and may have experienced them yourselves. 1.  Table cloths make good sheets 2.  If you are in need...
Posted by Jester on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST

Milford fun...

Well this weekend was interesting.  On friday nite Siobhan and myself are makin our way to Milford, Nate calls to let me know he has purchased Red Bull....which means that we are obligated to buy...
Posted by Jester on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:07:00 PST

To everyone

To everyone, if I don't like you, don't talk about me.  I will speak about cattle, whores, sluts, and retards (you know who you are) however way I want.  But I won't mention names, caus...
Posted by Jester on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

Greatness

Yesterday I left Bragg, and the next time I go there will be to visit friends and pick up the remainder of my gear.  But yesterday has been one of the best days I've experienced.   &nb...
Posted by Jester on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

Out Fucktards!

So yesterday was a mixed bag for me, it was spectacular for the most part....but a couple things made me wince in frustration as things got jumbled and plans got changed.  But then I got some ver...
Posted by Jester on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

BAMF

    March has been a good month for me overall.  I've had a couple set backs, but for the most part, its been great.  I finally got my orders to get outta here at the beginnin...
Posted by Jester on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

The best of the worst

Okay, as of right now, things aren't lookin that hot for me.  The 17th was the day i was supposed to start terminal leave, for all you civilians, thats the day I start my last leave in the Army.....
Posted by Jester on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST